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nvgr: why did the midget laugh as he ran through a field?
maarken \| 10:22 PM on 12.16.2008	18 comments

Because the grass tickled his balls.

Anyway, haha.

I'm sitting here working on a painstaking Christmas gag-gift, and thought i'd blog about it.
Basically, as a joke two years ago, I got my sister's fiance the "hit" single from David Hasslehoff, Jump in my Car (watch the video on YouTube, pure lyrical genius...).

Anyway, for the last two years, we've exchanged Hasslehoff gifts as a joke
This year, however, I have the end-all gift.

I am designing a picture of half of a heart and then Hasslehoff's face (from his Knight Rider days).
Above it, it will say "This Hoff of my heart belongs to David..."

I can't decide, however, whether to put it on a shirt, boxers, or shorts.

What do you guys think?
The image is coming along quite well, and should be done soon.

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17 comments | showing # 1 to 17

MrSadistic

Put it on the Forums.

hell yeah, dick response.

aborto thefetus

I echo both what MrSadistic and Heretic said.

007

Haha oh, you so funny, yah?

Please, teach me your ways.

perri

Pretty funny, well done. You should put that picture in a locket.

I've never been to the off topic forums, does this kind of stuff really fly there?

Rider Chop

dont listen to the assholes. but yeah this really is more of a forum post.

boxers.
you should also consider purchasing a "wheres the beef?" shirt since it is as relevant as the Hoff.
I kid, I kid

eternalplayer2345

Umm yeah video games are great

Puppy Licks

Awesome idea, Tshirt FTW

RAB

I dunno, i never really got the memo that blogs are only a place for news.

but it would be a good idea to add a "NVGR" to the title.

maarken

hmm.. well when i made the blog I selected it to be in the "genre" of NVGR, I suppose it doesn't announce that, eh? well.. I haven't blogged long on here, but oh well.. besides, it's my blog bitches! I can post what I will! YAHH!! (uhm.. that's supposed to be an intimidating yell... not so intimidating in text form is it? ...damn)

RAB

don't get cocky.

the community here won't hesitate to burn you alive.

also srsly, put nvgr in the title.

CblogRecaps

@Maarken:

Get out.
(uhm.. that's supposed to be an intimidating yell... not so intimidating in text form is it? ...damn)

RonBurgandy2010

Let me help you with that.

Mushman

LOLWUT??

Char Aznable

Draw Hasselhoff's face on your dong and poke his eye out with it.

I have no idea where that came from.

blehman

Put it on a dildo. Then go fuck yourself. :D

Qraze

Hoff is in pain, and in the forums.

maarken

@rab: yes I shall in the future.. like i said.. new to blogging on here for the most part.

@cblogrecaps: T.T

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