Because the grass tickled his balls.
Anyway, haha.
I'm sitting here working on a painstaking Christmas gag-gift, and thought i'd blog about it.
Basically, as a joke two years ago, I got my sister's fiance the "hit" single from David Hasslehoff, Jump in my Car (watch the video on YouTube, pure lyrical genius...).
Anyway, for the last two years, we've exchanged Hasslehoff gifts as a joke
This year, however, I have the end-all gift.
I am designing a picture of half of a heart and then Hasslehoff's face (from his Knight Rider days).
Above it, it will say "This Hoff of my heart belongs to David..."
I can't decide, however, whether to put it on a shirt, boxers, or shorts.
What do you guys think?
The image is coming along quite well, and should be done soon.
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hell yeah, dick response.
Please, teach me your ways.
I've never been to the off topic forums, does this kind of stuff really fly there?
boxers.
you should also consider purchasing a "wheres the beef?" shirt since it is as relevant as the Hoff.
I kid, I kid
but it would be a good idea to add a "NVGR" to the title.
the community here won't hesitate to burn you alive.
also srsly, put nvgr in the title.
Get out.
(uhm.. that's supposed to be an intimidating yell... not so intimidating in text form is it? ...damn)
I have no idea where that came from.
@cblogrecaps: T.T