Because the grass tickled his balls.
I'm sitting here working on a painstaking Christmas gag-gift, and thought i'd blog about it.
Basically, as a joke two years ago, I got my sister's fiance the "hit" single from David Hasslehoff, Jump in my Car (watch the video on YouTube, pure lyrical genius...).
Anyway, for the last two years, we've exchanged Hasslehoff gifts as a joke
This year, however, I have the end-all gift.
I am designing a picture of half of a heart and then Hasslehoff's face (from his Knight Rider days).
Above it, it will say "This Hoff of my heart belongs to David..."
I can't decide, however, whether to put it on a shirt, boxers, or shorts.
What do you guys think?
The image is coming along quite well, and should be done soon. read