These are not real games



Pug Wars



Story

You will play the leader of pugs, Monsieur Francois a french pug that wants to take over the world, he is sick that pugs are considered as ugly dogs and think they are superior dogs and that humans should not treat them as pets but as kings. So Francois decides to create his own army of pugs to take over the world, and decides to attack Canada first, because he doesn't like hockey and thinks that canadians don't kill each other enough.

Gameplay

The gameplay would be similar to Advance Wars, where you play with turns. There will be several units.
- ground pug troops
- flying pugs with wings (genetically modified bat pugs)
- dog tanks (these tanks would shoot pugs out that will then rip off humans heads)
- nuclear pug bomb (this bomb will be used in the last level when you realise that the canadians won't stop fighting so you only have one choice of throwing a nuclear bomb on them)

Instead of capturing towns and buildings your purpose instead once you're in towns would be to manage to kill as many humans possible, with your pug guns (guns that shoot dog food)

Pugman



Story

Pugman is your everyday superhero, only that he's a pug. Pugman was once before the pet pug of a skinny celebrity that did porn films and that was blonde, she treated him badly, so PETA camed and saved him, PETA however had a secret lab and decided to use this pug as their first test for superpower things, then pugman was created with magical lab things by PETA. Pugman's quest is to save all dogs and animals that are treated badly, and to rescue the chickens from KFC, and also destroy all McDonalds because eating meat is BAD, well its bad if humans eat it, pugman can eat as much meat as he wants because he's a DOG. So pugmans quest is to save the world's animals and try and give them human rights.

Game Examples

Pugman with his super dog powers, which include flying and beeing able to pee acid piss on people, sets off to go and do PETA's work. So first you would have to go to the USA white house and try and convince the president of giving animal rights in america, or either you will feed his wife to monkeys. So basically you would be beating up bodyguards in the white house with your paws and throwing them threw walls, and even get a gun where you can blow their heads off. Once you've made the president sign the paper to give animal the same human rights, your next goal would be to set up the pug police in the USA. Anyone who does not let their dog eat at the table will have to be hung. So you would go off into houses and beating up children, and parents that dont let the dogs eat at the table. Then the next step into making america a better country, would be the make everyone vegetarian, so basically the same thing, with your super pug powers you will be able to find out whoever is eating meat, and you would have to destroy ever fast food and restaurant possible. All this for a better world.


these are not real games, just me rambling about lol, but I must admit I would play a game where you get to be a pug and take over the world and beat up innocent people