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Clog banner by [WTF]Joel - LOVE HIM AT FULL FORCE.

I am a furfag if the avatar didn't make it obvious, I make no attempts to hide it. Is that a bad thing though? Not in the slightest. I'm not one of the retarded fuckups of the fandom, I'm rather mellow and sane really.

Moving on... I'm not a HUGE gamer, but I game enough. I dig card games and board games moreso really since they don't require specialized hardware that costs FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS. Mostly I like the non-collectible non-standard varieties.. such as Munchkin, Fluxx, and Hex-Hex. I like Axis & Allies, but it takes to damn long to play regularly, and I need people who know how to play before I can play really.

I have a Wii though, and I remain a Nintendo fanboy because I'm not so big on Sony and Microsoft. I'm more a fan of the Mario series and weird games like Cooking Mama and Warioware. I tried RE4 and failed miserably, couldn't even make it through the first village without losing my head quite literally. I'm waiting on SSBB since it will be epic.

Otherwise, I used to be a big PC Gamer but not so much lately. Especially Lucasarts Adventure games and Action Adventure games. I've played through Half-Life 2...but I cheated the whole way through. I suck at shooters, seriously. I like Civ games like...Civ IV oddly enough. Gimme Industrial and Financial and I'll be happy. I loves me my World Wonders. Come to think of it, God Games I like. And I've recently played through Psychonauts, that was fun. Overlord is fun to... damn, so many games...

If ya wanna get in touch with me for some reason, my email is Just put D-Toid or something like that in the email title.

...and I will always be a fan of the Super Mario Bros. movie, despite it being universally hated.


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So, as those of you on FNF know, I've got TF2. I've been enjoying quite a lot personally. I started out pretty terribly, but I've slowly been improving. One day I'll be beating Vandam, Yasho, and the other FNF regulars...well...regularly.

I've gotten all the achievements, which pleases me. I even have a good story from today. I was playing with a furfag-type friend of mine on some French server. The admin booted us because we were dominating the game. I got over 100 points in one round, and got at least 15 kills as a Spy (through two iterations). Not to mention I was able to capture intel without a bit of damage, taking out two Demomen in the meantime.

Moving on, personal life stuff. My cooking classes continue to go well if anyone cares. Does anyone want/need a recipe or have any cooking questions? My recipe blogs have gotten barely any notice, and this makes me a sad

This time, a real recipe. As it says in the text, it serves 6 people. Just cut everything back if you want to have it for less. This was written for a Food Network competition that I didn't win.

I've got two other recipes I've made myself, but those are for another Clog.

Southwestern Chipotle Chicken Club Sandwich

Wheat Bread - 18 slices (6 toasted, 12 untoasted)
Pepperjack Cheese - 6 slices
Colby Jack Cheese - 6 slices
minced Cilantro - 2 Tbsp (or 6 tsp, to be even)
Avocado slices - 6
Butter - 6 oz
Mayonnaise - 6 oz
Roasted Garlic - 1 oz
minced Chipotle Peppers - 2 oz
Romaine Lettuce - 6 medium sized leaves, should fit on bread slices
Grilled Chicken Breast - 6 3-4 oz pieces
Red Onion (slices or julienned) - 6 oz
Cooked Bacon - 6 strips
Lime Juice - 1/4 cup

1 - Take cheese and put one slice of each between untoasted bread slices, and top with 1 tsp of cilantro and 1 slice of avocado. Grill in a hot pan with butter until bread is golden brown and cheese is melted. Reserve and cool

2 - combine Mayonnaise, garlic, and chipotle peppers. Mix well and spread lightly on one side of each slice of toasted bread. Spread remaining mayo mix on top of grilled cheese sandwiches

3 - Place lettuce leaves atop cooled sandwiches, and add 1 piece each the remaining ingredients (and 1 oz of onion) except for Lime Juice. Place toasted bread slices atop the bacon.

4 - Brush top of toasted bread slice with lime juice, and serve.

Prep Time - 15 minutes
Serves 6

Goes well with Chips & Salsa, and a Frozen Strawberry Margarita, or any Margarita. Or a Mojito.

I've decided to have my own theme. Since I'm a Culinary student... I'll present food. It can be weird foodstufs from the internet, recipes of my own devising, or food related to games and gaming.

Today's topic, I will give you a recipe for Solid Snake's snake jerky.

1 - find a snake
2 - stab it until it dies
3 - consume

Opinions? Suggestions for future installments? Hatemail?

Also, feel free to ask questions you may have about cooking and food. I'll try to help as best I can.

8:42 PM on 10.09.2007

I need an invite to the Destructoid Steam group, for I am made of fail and have no Steam friends :<.

Also, I need a new graphics card so I can play better. I'm enjoying playing as Medic, Pyro, and Demoman especially. Occasionally Heavy, Scout, Spy, Soldier, and Engineer. I fail@Sniper tho, fail hard. Mostly because my aiming sucks hardcore.

Also. PORTAL RELEASES TOMORROW. SQUEE. I'ma leave my computer on for it to download overnight.

So, what is D-Toid's opinion on KoL? Personally, I'm a fan. I've been playing for a year and a few months and it's been fun. Even when I was silly and did an Oxycore ascension with no skills permanent or anything, AND I went for the Gourdcore trophy at the same time.

I'm currently pleased with my massive pile of meat and stuff. A little over 2 million meat may not be the biggest amount, but that's because I splurge every so often, getting a bunch of stuff (last big purchase being 700 or so limes, jumbo olives, and cherry's for drinks). And... I'm worth nearly 75 million by inventory alone. Mr. Accesories, Time Trappings, Tiny Plastic Sword, and a Bottle-Rocket Crossbow being the most valuable things in my inventory. I even have the largest collection of Computronic Processor's in the Kingdom.

Hmmm, a Destructoid guild would be interesting to make for that matter.

Also, I need Friend Codes for when SSBB comes out finally. Anyone? Neonie and Monkeycat especially, ya furry mooks.

So I finally start my blogging here with.... an old game.

Sid Meier's Pirates! Damn is it fun... I started playing around noon today, and suddenly 4 hours went by just like that. I've managed to take out two of the top 3 pirates, get an amazing War Galleon fully equipped.. and get ranks from every country. It's to fun and to distracting, and yet.. I can't put it away really. Even now I wanna get back in and duel more. I haven't even progressed the story as it is, I've just been running around dueling pirates and gaining ranks from countries.