This post concerns you, fo'srs. If you didn't know, there is a Destructoid clan in the Kingdom.I'm making this post for two reasons. The first is to make everyone aware OF the clan.
However, it's also to inform everyone in the clan or wishes to join it that the former clan leader, Eschatos, has been inactive. Why does that matter? Since I was the next highest ranked in the clan, the leadership has fallen on to me. Thus, I want to promote the clan and get it well known so we can be a respected clan over in that community.
If you HAVEN'T heard of Kingdom of Loathing, I highly suggest you check it out and play for a day or two. It's totally free, and all browser based. You can pay to get some items, or you can save up in game currency and buy them FROM the game.
So, tl;dr version. Come join the Dtoid clan, I'm the new clan leader, and play you some KoL.
I used to play this in school way back before the Sorceress even existed. Then I ascended and got bored so I guit. Really fun game though, very funny too.
I wonder how well this comes through on an iPhone. Might give me something to do when I'm out.
Go for it, see how things work for ya. There's been a fuckton of content added since then. Hell, there's been a lot since *I* joined.
The biggest thing to happen was NS13. Sorceress was pushed back to Level 13, and two huge quests were added. You can read about it all further on the KoL Wiki. I've been playing for...almost 2 years now, and Jick & Co. have gotten at least $100 of donations out of me :<
No worries Neonie. It's not hard to level...at least til you get to around level 20 or so. But most people go no further than 14-15 AT MOST. I was a Masochist and went for level 30 just so I could get a trophy AND get something for my Campground.
ALSO! Anyone who joins, feel free to add me as a friend in game. I'll be happy to give out advice, and I can give away food, equipment, or meat. Within reason of course.
I can help peepz out, if need be. I'm big pimpin' in KoL. I already have a clan, but let me know if you want hot chats or something. (Just don't ask me for a lot. I gave Eschatos some stuff for the clan, and now I'm kind of ticked that it might've gone to waste.) My character's name is Hugh Beaumont.
[whore]Also, watch my blog for a KoL post, tomorrow.[/whore]
Well, I sent him some meat, and if he didn't put that meat into the clan, then it's probably lost with his inactive account. It's not a big deal, I'm just saying.
Ahh...I see. Well I haven't kept track, so I don't know if he did or not. All I know is we're at slightly less than 1mil right now, partly because I put in 500k this morning.
....I also donated 1mil to the clan when it was started >>.
Dayum, son. You must be quite wealthy. I'm definitely into the business aspect, meat farming and whatnot. I've been playing for just over a year, and I've managed around 2 million meat. Needless to say, I didn't donate as much as you. :)
I've donated a good bit to Jick & Co., that's where a lot of my meat has come from :3. Example, the last big ticket items I've sold were a Mr. A Jr., and my V for Vidala Mask. The Mask I never used, which is why I sold it off. I got 10mil off of that easily :D.
....and most of that was spent going through Fernswarthy's Basement. The bastard ;-;.
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I used to play this in school way back before the Sorceress even existed. Then I ascended and got bored so I guit. Really fun game though, very funny too.
I wonder how well this comes through on an iPhone. Might give me something to do when I'm out.
Oh man, I wonder if I can still access my account.
Go for it, see how things work for ya. There's been a fuckton of content added since then. Hell, there's been a lot since *I* joined.
The biggest thing to happen was NS13. Sorceress was pushed back to Level 13, and two huge quests were added. You can read about it all further on the KoL Wiki. I've been playing for...almost 2 years now, and Jick & Co. have gotten at least $100 of donations out of me :<
Sounds like fun. Perhaps I will take you up on this and give it a go.
I was only able to get to level 2 before I ran out of adventures. I'll have to join tommarow.
No worries Neonie. It's not hard to level...at least til you get to around level 20 or so. But most people go no further than 14-15 AT MOST. I was a Masochist and went for level 30 just so I could get a trophy AND get something for my Campground.
ALSO! Anyone who joins, feel free to add me as a friend in game. I'll be happy to give out advice, and I can give away food, equipment, or meat. Within reason of course.
oooooohhhh do want your meat
I know you do Vandam. I know you do <3.
I can help peepz out, if need be. I'm big pimpin' in KoL. I already have a clan, but let me know if you want hot chats or something. (Just don't ask me for a lot. I gave Eschatos some stuff for the clan, and now I'm kind of ticked that it might've gone to waste.) My character's name is Hugh Beaumont.
[whore]Also, watch my blog for a KoL post, tomorrow.[/whore]
It hasn't gone to waste Sharpless. Eschatos just seems to have left is all. I'll make a good clan leader tho, since I've been on KoL so long Oo.
Well, I sent him some meat, and if he didn't put that meat into the clan, then it's probably lost with his inactive account. It's not a big deal, I'm just saying.
Ahh...I see. Well I haven't kept track, so I don't know if he did or not. All I know is we're at slightly less than 1mil right now, partly because I put in 500k this morning.
....I also donated 1mil to the clan when it was started >>.
Dayum, son. You must be quite wealthy. I'm definitely into the business aspect, meat farming and whatnot. I've been playing for just over a year, and I've managed around 2 million meat. Needless to say, I didn't donate as much as you. :)
I've donated a good bit to Jick & Co., that's where a lot of my meat has come from :3. Example, the last big ticket items I've sold were a Mr. A Jr., and my V for Vidala Mask. The Mask I never used, which is why I sold it off. I got 10mil off of that easily :D.
....and most of that was spent going through Fernswarthy's Basement. The bastard ;-;.
I still live.
I donated a bit.
BUT I"M PORR AWW.
I haven't played in years but I still have fond memories of when I did and I made my first asshat.