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Moving on... I'm not a HUGE gamer, but I game enough. I dig card games and board games moreso really since they don't require specialized hardware that costs FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS. Mostly I like the non-collectible non-standard varieties.. such as Munchkin, Fluxx, and Hex-Hex. I like Axis & Allies, but it takes to damn long to play regularly, and I need people who know how to play before I can play really.

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Otherwise, I used to be a big PC Gamer but not so much lately. Especially Lucasarts Adventure games and Action Adventure games. I've played through Half-Life 2...but I cheated the whole way through. I suck at shooters, seriously. I like Civ games like...Civ IV oddly enough. Gimme Industrial and Financial and I'll be happy. I loves me my World Wonders. Come to think of it, God Games I like. And I've recently played through Psychonauts, that was fun. Overlord is fun to... damn, so many games...

If ya wanna get in touch with me for some reason, my email is darkfire826@lycos.com. Just put D-Toid or something like that in the email title.

...and I will always be a fan of the Super Mario Bros. movie, despite it being universally hated.

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lucashoal | 5:15 PM on 12.29.2007 14 comments


So we all know about that evil little Japanese Mario-like game by now, yes? Well guess what? There's a game that's even more of a bitch. And that game's name is... I Wanna Be The Guy.

http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/index.php

It's epic most definitely, but also TOTALLY unfair in how it kills you. Plus it has actual bosses that were a bitch and a half in their own time. I've only made it as far as the first boss (MIKE. FUCKING. TYSON.) and that was with the help of a guide almost the whole way through.

IWBTG is a twisted cruel game, and you'll hate it so much, yet keep coming back for more. It tracks your deaths, but it's so much easier to die randomly than it is in Pyoron. Hell, I only died in that about 100 times...but I'm over 100 deaths in IWBTG, and nowhere near the end. The screenshots on the site? Have never seen them in game.

So, yeah. Download the game, tear your hair out, and curse my name for the years to come :D.

PS - I suggest playing on MEDIUM (as there's no easy difficulty) difficulty. The added save points are really helpful.

PPS - This came AFTER Pyoron. To quote the FAQ...
Q: Why is this game so fucking hard?

A: A whim, really. I played a 2chan flash game that was stupid hard and thought "Hm, I can do better". I needed a practice project. It just happened to grow into a big game.



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FiveStar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 17:24
FiveStar
I wish I could torture myself with this, but alas, I have a Mac.

:(
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 19:00
lucashoal
I already have a boyfriend electro, fo'rlz.
GuitarFearow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2007 01:29
GuitarFearow
This game is fun. Definitely a must-download. No, seriously.

The constant dying seems to put you in a trance after a while.
NSNick's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2007 02:12
NSNick
I hate you for introducing this to me.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2007 14:22
tehuberone
Fucking amazing.
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2007 17:15
lucashoal
you're welcome Nick, and everyone else <3.

SPREAD THE LINK AROUND. I demand more comments for my e-penis.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2008 11:49
CaffeinePowered
one cannot demand comments...oh wait
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 00:27
lucashoal
Well I just did, so suck on that with your head full of eyeballs.
iateyourhorse's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 12:07
iateyourhorse
Super amazing game, managed to complete it earlier this month after a complete month.

FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING CHERRYS
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2008 14:43
lucashoal
FUCK THE CHERRIES INDEED MY GOOD SIR.

Yeah, I still haven't gone back and played in fo'evarz
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