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I am a furfag if the avatar didn't make it obvious, I make no attempts to hide it. Is that a bad thing though? Not in the slightest. I'm not one of the retarded fuckups of the fandom, I'm rather mellow and sane really.

Moving on... I'm not a HUGE gamer, but I game enough. I dig card games and board games moreso really since they don't require specialized hardware that costs FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS. Mostly I like the non-collectible non-standard varieties.. such as Munchkin, Fluxx, and Hex-Hex. I like Axis & Allies, but it takes to damn long to play regularly, and I need people who know how to play before I can play really.

I have a Wii though, and I remain a Nintendo fanboy because I'm not so big on Sony and Microsoft. I'm more a fan of the Mario series and weird games like Cooking Mama and Warioware. I tried RE4 and failed miserably, couldn't even make it through the first village without losing my head quite literally. I'm waiting on SSBB since it will be epic.

Otherwise, I used to be a big PC Gamer but not so much lately. Especially Lucasarts Adventure games and Action Adventure games. I've played through Half-Life 2...but I cheated the whole way through. I suck at shooters, seriously. I like Civ games like...Civ IV oddly enough. Gimme Industrial and Financial and I'll be happy. I loves me my World Wonders. Come to think of it, God Games I like. And I've recently played through Psychonauts, that was fun. Overlord is fun to... damn, so many games...

If ya wanna get in touch with me for some reason, my email is darkfire826@lycos.com. Just put D-Toid or something like that in the email title.

...and I will always be a fan of the Super Mario Bros. movie, despite it being universally hated.

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Delicious copypasta (feel free to skip)
lucashoal | 12:26 PM on 02.05.2008 22 comments


Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds it's destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radience before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.



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Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 12:29
Tragic Hero
Where was this copied from? Its quite humorous
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 12:30
BlindsideDork
"word one"

fail...
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 12:30
Snaileb
fuuuuurrrrriieess...?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 12:31
blehman
Been reading Wiisucks myspace page again?
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 12:33
CaffeinePowered
Old penny arcade is old
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 12:34
king3vbo
Alternative Title:

Lament Of The Furry
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 12:35
MrSadistic
MAH EMOTIONS HAVE BEEN SAPPED!
disneyninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 12:46
disneyninja
yeah, penny-arcade.

its actually printed on a sweatshirt too...you can have people trying to read that as they walk behind you.
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 12:53
lucashoal
I'd love that as a t-shirt, the copypasta that is. Not so much FurrySora.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 13:12
Aaron Mxy Yost
I read that before, but never had a clue it was from Penny Arcade.
TVs Frank's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 13:13
TVs Frank
What the heck?
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 13:33
lucashoal
My ninja info cards.

Also, shouldn't you be at Deep 13 TV's Frank?
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 13:41
Kryptinite
I didn't read it but I just wanated to say:

Fuck

That is all.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 14:14
CaffeinePowered
Didn't Dr. Forrester do away with TV's Frank
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 14:50
Conrad Zimmerman
You do know that they sell that text on a hoodie now, right?
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 16:29
lucashoal
your dongs.exe are full of fail Reaprar.
WTF Joel's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2008 04:56
WTF Joel
Sadly I know where luca pasted this from o.o
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2008 14:51
PrinceofCannedPeaches
@Reaprar
FURRYSCRIMINATION!
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2008 01:16
lucashoal
Clearly Peaches D:. Bawww.
Natali Alinskaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2011 09:37
Natali Alinskaya
Hello friends,this is a nice site and I wanted to post a note to let you know, good job! Thanks
Best regards, Natali, CEO of download music
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