Grandpa: Hey sonny! Watcha playin' there?
Grandson: I'm playing Pokemon Diamond.
Grandpa: DIAMOND?! Why back in my day we only had the basics! Red and Blue yep. None of this Diamond stuff. Diamond isn't even a color! An' w...
Folks, we have a bit of a problem. You, as a seasoned reader and contributer, have come to expect excellence from a certain cast within your own circle.
I, on the other hand, am the unknown variable-- I could be anything fr...