I was all like "hey I'm a cook so let's make some cookies" and then I did it.
But I used vegan butter instead of butter and then half of each cookie didn't cook and the other half burned so I got these terrible tasting pieces of shit. I can't give this to any girl, or person, not even people I don't like.
I mean, a punch on the face, ok, that's honest, but cookies that look good but actually taste like shit? That's not fair, at all.
And now I'll never get laid again, probably, because my cookies suck.
I'm not even joking, this just happened ):
So, then I found these gifs that are actually pretty cool, check them out:
They're all from this guy's tumblr so you should just go there if you like that kind of stuff:
Good day to you people that have loved ones and have sex and stuff, and to everyone else too.
At least I have wine, now that it's night I can drink it.