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A tale of how Pokeclipse became my new source of lulz
lollercoaster | 1:35 AM on 03.26.2008 25 comments




Pokemon, I think we can all agree that it's a series of video games,collectible card games,
and anime cartoons created by Nintendo so they can print more money. But then comes
the internet, and it shatters my faith in humanity. Enter the
POKECLIPSE. An internet forum
dedicated to "Real Pokemon Believers". Holy shit.

The fanfic is the real comedy gold though...
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Chapter 1
Mario Gets Killed

It has been a whole year since the Nintendo heroes beat Tabuu and now they were
celebrating with a fight in a new stadium. Mario and Pikachu were going to fight! They
waved at the crowd. They had a battle.

Mario threw fireballs at Pikachu and Pikachu dodged them and used Thunderbolt. But Mario
dodged the thunderbolt and ran into Pikachu and punched him. Pikachu was hurt and
retalliated by using Skull Bash and Mario got hit by it. Then a Smash Ball appeared and
Mario got it. He used it on Pikachu and Mario won.

Then Mewtwo came down from the sky with primids after Mario brought Pikachu back to
life!

"Mama mia I thought we beat all the Subspace guys!" Mario yelled.
"Pika pika pi!"
Translation: Oh no, we have to fight them Mario!

Mario and Pikachu fought all the bad guys. While Mario was distracted Mewtwo used his
Dark Cannon he had to turn Mario into a trophy!

The whole crowd in the stadium screamed. Could Mario, the greatest hero ever, really get
defeated?!

Then Mewtwo set off a subspace bomb and the stadium exploded but thanks to Pikachu
everyone was okay because he saved them. Luigi was in the stadium watching the fight and
he was sad and angry that Mewtwo captured Mario. Luigi went chasing after Mewtwo all by
himself but Pikachu was too worried about Luigi to be by himself when he's so sad so
Pikachu went to chase after Luigi so he could calm him down.
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I would like to thank "Evan1109" for his short story on how to fail and Aerox for posting this
in IRC.



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vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 01:56
vexed alex
*throws up all over the place*
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 01:58
MrSadistic
*throws up on vexed alex*
jorge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 02:03
jorge


BELIEVE
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 02:04
Skribble
Truly one of the best written stories I have ever laid eyes on.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 02:07
Skribble
Holy shit. I just went and had a scour on those forums.

Those people are fucking insane.

"I think Pokémon was created into and anime and game geared at children because children are innocent and don't have the harshness in their minds the world brings to make them non-believers. Children will probably be able to find some kind of portal easier than people who are past adolescence because of their power to believe."
jorge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 02:10
jorge
^hahaha, that reminds me of Imagination Land.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 02:17
Skribble
Sorry for the triple spam post but holy crap man!!

This will keep me lulzing for days hahahahah
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 02:38
Knivy
*throws up on mr.sadistic before rofl

Jawsome.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 02:47
kawitchate
FINALLY some Luigi love!
Nessie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 03:15
Nessie
LOL. i wonder which came first, the pokeclipse or the digiclipse?

http://digiclipse.digi-pop.net/
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 03:51
Pangloss
The discussion on that forum is so terrifying.
I have explored it, people. I have swum in this dark, gibbering sea. It is the iridescent maw of insanity.

Also, it's really fuckin' stupid.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 06:38
Vlambo
Some of the pictures and animations they use for fourm sigs and avatars are so horrible.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 07:36
Justice
Digiclipse is much funnier, check SA for more info haha.
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 09:32
Conrad Zimmerman
@Nessie - One of the two threads of this that I read last night before having to just close the window out of fear and disgust explains that the digiclipse site came first and that the name is coincidental. The pokeclipse refers to the site's creation date, the night of a lunar eclipse.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 10:05
Aerox
ALL YOU HERETICS BETTER BELIEVE OR YOU WILL BE LEFT BEHIND IN THE PENDING POKERAPTURE AND I WILL GET TO HAVE MY OWN PIKACHU AND YOU ASSHOLES WILL GET NOTHING.


NOOOOTTTHHHIINNNGGGG.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 10:32
king3vbo
Aerox truly believes
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 11:20
MissHinasaki
Holy shit! I'm gonna get a lil skull and put it on my prairie dog not too! This will be awesome!
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 11:59
lucashoal
"No John, you are the demons."
And then John was a zombie.

NO fanfic can top that.
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 13:47
Tragic Hero
This is too funny. Its a Frappr map of all the locations where people found real pokemon. Most of them are just funny pictures and comments though...
Nessie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 21:44
Nessie
"I dont think that M-Rated pictures are a good thing to put on the map angry.gif
Im going to clean this up, but please be more serioius."

Ahahaha!
Zatsuga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/27/2008 07:41
Zatsuga
@Tragic
Thanks, makes it more real. From the Newberry FL pin:
"EPICFAILACHU?"

My thoughts exactly.
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