Pokemon, I think we can all agree that it's a series of video games,collectible card games,
and anime cartoons created by Nintendo so they can print more money. But then comes
the internet, and it shatters my faith in humanity. Enter the
POKECLIPSE. An internet forum
dedicated to "Real Pokemon Believers". Holy shit.
The fanfic is the real comedy gold though...
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Chapter 1
Mario Gets Killed
It has been a whole year since the Nintendo heroes beat Tabuu and now they were
celebrating with a fight in a new stadium. Mario and Pikachu were going to fight! They
waved at the crowd. They had a battle.
Mario threw fireballs at Pikachu and Pikachu dodged them and used Thunderbolt. But Mario
dodged the thunderbolt and ran into Pikachu and punched him. Pikachu was hurt and
retalliated by using Skull Bash and Mario got hit by it. Then a Smash Ball appeared and
Mario got it. He used it on Pikachu and Mario won.
Then Mewtwo came down from the sky with primids after Mario brought Pikachu back to
life!
"Mama mia I thought we beat all the Subspace guys!" Mario yelled.
"Pika pika pi!"
Translation: Oh no, we have to fight them Mario!
Mario and Pikachu fought all the bad guys. While Mario was distracted Mewtwo used his
Dark Cannon he had to turn Mario into a trophy!
The whole crowd in the stadium screamed. Could Mario, the greatest hero ever, really get
defeated?!
Then Mewtwo set off a subspace bomb and the stadium exploded but thanks to Pikachu
everyone was okay because he saved them. Luigi was in the stadium watching the fight and
he was sad and angry that Mewtwo captured Mario. Luigi went chasing after Mewtwo all by
himself but Pikachu was too worried about Luigi to be by himself when he's so sad so
Pikachu went to chase after Luigi so he could calm him down.
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I would like to thank "Evan1109" for his short story on how to fail and Aerox for posting this
in IRC.
BELIEVE
Those people are fucking insane.
"I think Pokémon was created into and anime and game geared at children because children are innocent and don't have the harshness in their minds the world brings to make them non-believers. Children will probably be able to find some kind of portal easier than people who are past adolescence because of their power to believe."
This will keep me lulzing for days hahahahah
Jawsome.
http://digiclipse.digi-pop.net/
I have explored it, people. I have swum in this dark, gibbering sea. It is the iridescent maw of insanity.
Also, it's really fuckin' stupid.
NOOOOTTTHHHIINNNGGGG.
And then John was a zombie.
NO fanfic can top that.
Im going to clean this up, but please be more serioius."
Ahahaha!
Thanks, makes it more real. From the Newberry FL pin:
"EPICFAILACHU?"
My thoughts exactly.