1) What my serious face looks like



well there you have it.
also for the ladies I'm available :p

2) I'm probably the only african here on dtoid

well dtoid may be diverse but I don't recall hearing about other africans here. But this is africa's fault for being such a shitty continent.

and NO electro lemon doesn't count.

3) I speak french like a native

The awesome thing about speaking french apart from the fact that chicks dig it is the fact that you can laugh at both french and english speaking people for butchering each other's respective tongues.

but seriously chicks love french.

4) I am a muslim

which means that I pray five times a day towards mecca.
I'm also bound by islamic law to commit at least one suicide bombing a year so I'm open for target suggestions(joystiq HQ,gamespot...)*


*this is a joke so don't trow me in GITMO

5) I intend to be there at pax 2010 with the dtoid army

Seriously who wouldn't want to be part of this? Hitler that's who.




6) this is my first blog post in over a year

People seem oblivious to the existence of the forums(yes I know it's dark in there) so what we get most of the time are one sentence blog posts so in the sake of not adding to the fail I have decided to not make a cblog until I have something to say.

But today I was bored and it's raining like crazy outside so there you go FAIL BLOG IS FAIL.

7) I love the metal gear series

Snake is my all times favourite video game character.
If there was a way for a man to have babies with a imaginary geriatric soldier I would like to try it.

8) I'm a freetard

In case my username didn't give you a hint I like my software to be so hard that each problem I get to solve teaches me a lesson or two about anger management and or software engineering.

9) I have been on this planet 22 years...

... and I spent 18 years playing video games. from the VCS2600 to the ps3 I had at least one console out of every generation and a super powerful pc that I bought in 1997(it had a crazy ass 32 megs of RAM) and I hope I don't die before playing every good game there is.

10) I really struggled to come up with this post

I mean 10 things? why ten? why not nine? eight? that's so fu$#ing arbitrary.