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10:42 PM on 09.29.2008

My gaming set-up

Hello video game pals. It's been a long time. What's new? As usual, I am spending most of my times these days getting grody in the shop, making fake dead animals and slopping fake blood on myself. I've also been muddlin...   read

12:53 AM on 03.13.2008

Condemned 2 Early Impressions

If the first Condemned had a target audience, it was me. I love exploring derelict urban environments, I have a crushing fear of the homeless, and I love hammering the faces of my enemies with Home Depot merchandise. So I w...   read

6:02 PM on 01.03.2008

dude hand-farts Super Mario Theme


11:56 PM on 12.09.2007

Crotch Shot

Since the days of Chun Li's scandalous battlewear I've been pausing games to glimpse the elusive panty sprite or butt pixel. That was before Itagaki made that practice basically pointless and before you could make video game...   read

1:20 AM on 12.03.2007

A Taxidermist's Thoughts On Mass Effect

Mass Effect The Good: Walrus aliens, jellyfish aliens, mole aliens, hot slut aliens, Steve Buscemi aliens. Mass Effect creates possibly the most dense and compelling original video game universe ever. Playing Mass Effect...   read

6:48 PM on 11.27.2007

Two Assassins Creedses

My friend Brett made a movie when he was twelve called "Two Indiana Joneses." You can probably guess that it featured him and a friend both pretending to be Indiana Jones. Well, I got to enjoy my own taste of protagonist du...   read

9:16 PM on 11.16.2007

A Fireside Chat About Assassins Creed

Anytime a game comes out to wildly varying reactions my ears perk up. They also perk up at the kerplunking of distant turds, the sonorous queefing of bovines and the sound of your mom putting on a thong. Varying reactions m...   read

3:07 PM on 11.13.2007

Aperture Science Wants You

One of my friends brought something strange to dinner last night. No, not a shaker full of nut dander to garnish his pasta. It was one of those telephone pole ads. You know, the kind with little paper tabs at the bottom sp...   read

5:54 PM on 11.10.2007

Uncharted Demo Impressions

Even though my nifty new PS3 news ticker is still just scrolling "Playstation(R)Network News," I managed to orienteer my way through the woody wilds of the Playstation Store to find the Uncharted demo this morning. I now hav...   read

2:00 PM on 11.07.2007

Call of Duty 4 Ending: A Delightful Suprise (Spoiler Free)

I like the end credits of games. It's a nice time to sit back and reflect on the experience you just had. One of the reasons I found the BioShock ending somewhat disappointing is that it jumped from the rather short ending ...   read

2:38 PM on 11.01.2007

Halloween Costume: The Group Home Edition

As a guy who works in the Halloween industry, I'm usually expected to have pretty awesome costumes. Sadly for me, I am about the worst costume maker who ever lived. By the time Halloween comes around I am so burned out from...   read

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