No. I already did one of those Turning Point gaming rig blogs, but that one showed my PC, this shows my room, where I play violent video games, to corrupt my feeble young mind, and increase my tolerance for taking a real human life. Virtually. That being said, let's get on to the potential fail.


Heres what I beleive to be my 13" SD televison, that I won a couple years back. It has served me well, but I wouldn't mind having 1080p flat-screen on my wall. Next to it is my lovely 60GB shiny peice of wonder, that I got in August of last year, a month after I joined Destructoid. The USB ports have a keyboard, my old eyetoy camera, and the charger cable for the SIXAXIS in them. All this rests upon my very old dresser, filled with clothes, illegal substances, and the Tenacious D movie. I don't know why it's in there.


My collection of games and movies. As you can see, I don't have many of both, because when I was younger I pretty much broke and lost many of them, also, because I do not have a job, and my parents seldom give me moeny. Even if I worked for that money. Cheap bastards. Missing from here is Burnout Paradise, and San Andreas, both of which lent to friends. In the corner is an empty sprite can.


What? It's a fucking chair. Other than it sits directly across from my TV, what else is there to say? In the picture you can see the box for warhawk (not the plastic, the cardboard one it came in) and I gumball machine that I never use.


To the left of my chair is my GH3 controller, and a dirty sign I found in the street. And an old radiator. And scissors on a windowsill.


Here is my desk, which sits under my loft bed. On it, you can see some broken up lego bits, World War Z (that I read twice), a lava lamp, Hardware Wars, two clocks, a swimming trophy, and some big books. In the bottom lefthand corner you can see God of War sitting on another little chair I have. I also have a pillow under my desk.


Yes, I hung a USB cable from my ceiling fan. Which is missing a lightbulb.


Finally, because my walls are so bare, between the door to my room, and the ladder leading to my bed is the Destructoid Mosaic that I was not a part of.

Well that's pretty much it. I would have shown you my floor but it's littered with random crap, and I would have shown you baby penis If Vexed Alex hadn't already done that. In closing, women should not be allowed to vote.