Thats my computer. To be more specific, my family computer, which is why I can't have a bunch of games or movies on it one time, or it slows down alot. It's a slow peice of crap anyway. So I need a gaming computer so I could finally get Steam, and maybe even WoW. All those games up there are from when Atari left my Dad's office building, and he raided one of their closets. They are all crap, and I have yet to use any of them.
I was eating Pops right then, which is why that cereal bowl is there. And the expansion bay cover got broken off when my sister put a statuette of the virgin mary in there, and I had to fish it out. My sister is a year older than me btw.
And this, while purely for the lulz, is almost entirely true.