"Spoilers" are completely made up and I seriously doubt any of them are true, but if any of them are and it ruins the game for you, don't blame me..........................

[15:40] lawl: One cutscene involves Master Chief being tortured by grunts, his helmet is taken off and we finally see his face.
[15:41] Brendon: I swear
[15:41] Brendon: If that is even 1% true
[15:41] Brendon: I will come to your housr
[15:41] Brendon: e
[15:41] lawl: i just beat the game
[15:41] Brendon: Rape your mother
[15:41] Brendon: Kill your sister
[15:42] Brendon: And slice your throat
[15:42] lawl: its true lol
[15:42] Brendon: Then steal your 360 and Halo 3 copy
[15:42] Brendon: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
[15:43] lawl: because :p
[15:43] Brendon: GOD
[15:43] Brendon: FUCKING
[15:43] Brendon: DAMNIT
[15:43] Brendon: YOU
[15:43] Brendon: ASSHOLE
[15:43] Brendon: Somehow I don't believe that MC would be tortured by grunts for fuck sake..
[15:44] lawl: He gets captured during the jungle level
[15:44] lawl: runs out of ammo
[15:44] Brendon: I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT
[15:44] Brendon: SHUT THE FUCK UP
[15:44] lawl: also, cortana has a virus
[15:44] Brendon: URGHHTGRFGRBgjfrhf
[15:44] Brendon: I'm blocking you
[15:44] lawl: hahahahaa dude i'm just fucking with you
[15:44] Brendon: ....
[15:44] lawl: i wont even have the game till tommorow
[15:44] Brendon: You're lucky I hit cancel
[15:44] lawl: lol
[15:45] lawl: getting a legendary in the morning :)
[15:45] Brendon: I have to wait for 5pm :(
[15:45] lawl: lam
[15:45] lawl: e
[15:49] Brendon: You're an ass XD
[15:49] lawl: what
[15:51] Brendon: Question
[15:51] Brendon: Have you seen the ending
[15:51] lawl: i beat the game
[15:51] lawl: lol
[15:51] Brendon: YOU DON'T HAVE THE GAME
[15:51] lawl: yes i do lol
[15:51] Brendon: ...Does the game end with Cortana/MC and a bomb
[15:51] Brendon: and earth going kaboom
[15:51] lawl: yup
[15:52] Brendon: .....................................................
[15:52] lawl: right before it happens cortana tells MC how she loves him, it was fucking weird
[15:52] Brendon: ....I am never talking to anyone ever again
[15:52] Brendon: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
[15:52] Brendon: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW GOD DAMNIT
[15:52] Brendon: NOW I'M REALLY BLOCKING YOU
[15:52] lawl: no come on
[15:52] lawl: i wont ruin anything else
[15:53] Brendon: JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
[15:53] lawl: except that there are 9 more halos and miranda keyes dies
[15:53] *** "Brendon" signed off at Mon Sep 24 15:53:20 2007.