A few weeks ago, I had a friend leave the island after sweating it out in the cheese factory for a good few months. Heading back to Germany, I wanted to give her something memorable before she left us islanders behind.
As a gamer, & someone living ......... (wiki)...........80ks out at sea. Its poor stix for choices when it comes to parting gifts. So, what’s a gamer working at a cheese factory get a hot German girl?.........
If you said cheese, then NO! WRONG! Instead! ........I baked her a cube. That is to say, a weighted companion cube, with my two bare hands. So yes, once again Portal was back in the lime light, & although I would have loved to’ve played "Portal" with her
, Zing! I only got as close as getting a DS in her hands & a copy of Tetris. That said, she really kicked my ass with those high scores, & I can only fell less of a man because of it.
So what a wonderful thing it was however, that I had already baked a Cube many months ago when the whole Portal/Cake/Cube thing was still big. That; I had learnt alot off. This time however, it was going to be nothing but sweet & alpremo
aperture in her mouth. & with any luck, a bit of orange box
, for later....
the jelly is as follows..... "I Baked You A I "LOVE" U Weighted Companion Cube. V 2.0"
The Cube was a great success! So I put it to you, if a little abstract. If in ever need of something to woo! a girl, bake her a companion, she'll love you for it.
Cake, $80! - For ingredients & such. - Island = expensive food!
Time. - Around 8 hours to prepare, bake & decorate.
Result. One bloody awesome cube.......
-As a final Note. Creating my Cube was by-way of a three layered effect of chocolate sponge cake & real cherries. Each cake layer then covered with King Island triple cream & more cherries. Then layer upon layer of frosty coloured icing.
-Also, although maybe not at epic or say, accurate as others, I thought my efforts brought a different flare to the table. In any case though, I was happy with it & it tasted awesome! So who cares!