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all right.

so I'm painfully normal. I like the standard GH/DDR fare, Pokemon, Brawl, GTA, HL, blah blah. Its usually I like a game, I hate it, or I haven't played it. However, I'm opinionated and words words words.

I've been meaning to get into MGS.

I own a wii, PS2, SNES, NES, [broken] GC, DS, GBA, and a trillion GBs. I might get a 360 in the near future.

outside of video gaming, I'm a huge music nerd. Post-punk is my thing, next to industrial and some mish mosh whatever. My avatar is dave vanian of the damned. adorable.

I have two X chromosomes, I do partake in silly feminine things, makeup, clothing and the ownership of a vagina.

I'd rather know about you.

bleh.

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lacysquid \| 11:14 PM on 07.09.2008	13 comments

OK. I'm offering myself up to be the new kid sacrificial gods, but, I figure I need some sort of testing ground for this blog nonsense. Here goes.

The little rubber cover for the wiimote, has anyone ever actually used this? Seriously, mines is lying about five feet away from me.

Sorry, but you offer no purpose to me. You're gawky and make my girly hands feel pathetic. You are the trashbag condom of the controller rubber accessory world. I'm sorry little guy. I promise, you wont wind up as a chew toy.

On another note, my right hand has the eeriest carpal tunnel from my terrible mad catz GCN controller. I'm simply too cheap to get another controller, and my original one is lost in a void. The side controller grip rubber panel thing snapped off and now its a hollow shell of a controller, so its either I duct tape the panel back, or I just play brawl in utter pain. Come on, Mad Catz, can I have one accessory by you that doesn't cripple me? And get rid of that edgy cat scratch logo, my HS yearbook has nearly the same thing.

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11 comments | showing # 1 to 11

DaedHead8

I use the Wiimote Condom. Welcome to Destructoid.

JavTheGreat

I ordered my wii condoms but never used 'em...I like it all natural :D

free touch

I accept your apology. How 'bout a hug?

CypherVR

Wii-mote condom:
keeping the AIDS away from your TV, whether it may be a tube, LCD or plasma.

Mushman

'You are the trashbag condom of the controller rubber accessory world'

ahahahahaha, nicely put, my sister uses the godforsaken things, I hate playing on her wii because of them.

Welcome to the 'Toid, hope you have a nice stay, blog often and come to love this site, have a great day. :)

nebones

I use the condom to tell my controllers apart.

Skribble

no fucking way

those condoms are horrible

welcome to destructoid! I have a feeling you will fit in fine.

MrSadistic

what's up with the sudden explosion of eApologizes on here?

pussies

blehman

The wii condom is not the most effective prophylactic. Trust.

Welcome to dtoid. Don't suck.

king3vbo

Blehman, it sounds like you have a story to tell

Torzelan

The rubber thing was on the Wii remote until I actually wanted to play and thus had to insert batteries.

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