Given that a new Animal Crossing is coming out, I'm all super excited. Yet, really, looking back on Nintendo's E3 press conference out of a BOO to JAWSOME scale, I'd give it a meh. I feel as if Nintendo is hiding something, anything. That one big bang.

Pros
-all of the games look awfully interesting. some, more than others, but its a lot of potential.
-Animal Goddamn Crossing. God I'm such a fangirl for that.
-The Star Wars game looks like it could be awfully solid.
-Wii Music looks fun in the making terrible music way. I can't wait for the numerous "Never Gonna Give You Up" and "The Final Countdown" covers.
-GTA Chinatown Wars seems like fun, so long as they keep that free roamin' violent killing spree goodness. None of this top down nonsense.
-Wii Sports Resort looks like it'd be cool. I might just get it for the Motionplus, my sister can play all the Wii Sports she wants.
-Guitar Hero: On tour Decades. Please, please choose really awesome songs. Seriously, no Aqualung
-Spore. This might be the big seller. I've seen it as sort of a DIY Pokemon, and so far, I've liked what I've seen.

Cons
-Call of Duty, maybe its just me and my terrible, terrible skills with any sort of hardcore FPS, but this really didn't wow me. And with that weirdly shaped WiiZapper, it seems mediocre.
-Where are the old franchises? F-zero? Pikmin? Kid Icarus? EARTHBOUND?!?
-Seriously, Nintendo, its been thirteen years, I demand my goddamn EarthBound.
-The microphone attachment for the wii. So, it may look pretty cool, chatting with friends online, but oh, I feel a creepy sinister vibe from it. If it was a headset, maybe, but coupling a microphone with Animal Crossing could end up rather...bad. Then again, I dont expect hardcore Halo kids screaming "FAG I FUCKED YOUR MOM. HAHAH TIIIITTTSS." to buy Animal Crossing, so who knows.
-Oh, and it turns out the WiiSpeak is sold....SEPARATELY. NINTENDOOOOO!
-Seriously, Shaun White? Come on, lets just have 1080 for Wii.
-That woman who came out talking during the beginning pissed me off to no end. I dont care about your wrist.

I feel a slightly Sega vibe from Nintendo.

...my goddamn mind. That was kickin' rad, to say the least. I am so psyched that Animal Crossing is coming out and it looks so fucking awesome. And fuckin' GTA for DS, oh shit, they cant fuck that up. AND SPORE!! YESYESYES.

I'll go in depth with the titles announced later, right now, I'm totally psyched. Everything ended with a "FUCK YEAH, I'M GETTING THAT!" So in a few months, if you see a homeless goth kid on the side of the road with a sign that says "will clean AS town weeds for $$" its me.

I'll keep it short, and since it has to do with the ever adorable David Tennant, sweet.

I've seen images
that one in particular

and if its real, which I'm presuming it is, is the game any decent?

Because I will goddamn import it.

can we somehow make some sort of streamlined system with these wii code and friend code shenanigan? somehow, link all the zillion codes to one main username of some sorts. Unless, of course, you have that, then...publicize it? Pretty please, its goddamn hassle to play online with friends.

PS-a black wii would be awfully cool too. White isn't punk rock nintendo, get with the times, sheesh. Oh, with a red light too, that'd be KICKIN' RAD.

PPS-also, dont blow Animal Crossing Wii.

In other terrible news, I've discovered a new hobby. Finding terrible fan art.

Gentlemen!

her face makes it all worth it. This is the pot calling the kettle black here, but my god, you befriend the animals in town, not consume them.

OK. I'm offering myself up to be the new kid sacrificial gods, but, I figure I need some sort of testing ground for this blog nonsense. Here goes.

The little rubber cover for the wiimote, has anyone ever actually used this? Seriously, mines is lying about five feet away from me.

Sorry, but you offer no purpose to me. You're gawky and make my girly hands feel pathetic. You are the trashbag condom of the controller rubber accessory world. I'm sorry little guy. I promise, you wont wind up as a chew toy.

On another note, my right hand has the eeriest carpal tunnel from my terrible mad catz GCN controller. I'm simply too cheap to get another controller, and my original one is lost in a void. The side controller grip rubber panel thing snapped off and now its a hollow shell of a controller, so its either I duct tape the panel back, or I just play brawl in utter pain. Come on, Mad Catz, can I have one accessory by you that doesn't cripple me? And get rid of that edgy cat scratch logo, my HS yearbook has nearly the same thing.