So I got bored, and trying to come up with ideas for stuff to put here, and I got to thinking of an excellent idea:

make my own drinks.

Obviously, from the title, it didn't work out at all. In fact, it failed so horribly, I'm going to share it with all of y'all.

Captain Morgan's Spiced Chai

what I was thinking: Spiced rum, spiced chai, this'll totally work. That, and since private stock somehow has a vanilla aftertaste, it'd be a good combination.

how it came to be: quarter glass Cap'n Morgan Private Stock, one tablespoon of sugar, top off the glass with boiling water, add tea bag, let sit for about 20 minutes (i'd rather it be too strong than too weak).

how it tasted: At the very least, it was drinkable. Barely. It tasted like hot watered-down rum plus pepper and other spices. Plus alcohol bite and chai tea isn't that enjoyable of an experience. I give the drink:



3.5 out of 5 grimaces.


So now I'm thinking I could do more of this. If any of you have an idea for a potentially good drink that went south, drop me a line. If I can get hold of the ingredients easily enough and try it, I'll write-up the worst one available. Just don't make it bad for the sake of being bad, no raw eggs plus cough syrup combinations or anything like that.