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About Me

Name: Adam Eliot Kwaselow
Date of Birth: October 2, 1990
Race: Kwyjibo
Favorite Game: Chrono Trigger
First game played: Super Mario World
First game played through: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
Game played when bored in programming class with no new assignments: Marvel Vs. Capcom
Favorite breakfast cereal: Count Chocula
Fears: Bees, dolls, Samuel L. Jackson
Weaknesses: Knees, cardiovascular system, beautiful women
Pronounced: Kwazlo

Destructoid easily has the most British users out of any site I go to, and technically, I'm 1/4 British. I say technically because, although my grandfather was from Montreal, he became a citizen in 1932, 50 years before Canadian independence.

I'm a proud Michigander, and I appreciate some motherfucking jazz.

Up to now, I have earned
2 Dolphin King Badges
2 Gold Retroid Badges
1 Silver Retroid Badge

I have been on the front page 1 time

Fuck yeah!

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Why my experience with Metroid Prime 3 will be a lot different from yours kwaselow | 11:30 AM on 08.11.2007 17 comments

I've had a lot of unique experiences with videogames. I've played Zoop while hospitalized, I've played Pokemon Red while crying in the lobby of a mental institution (which sounds a lot funnier when taken out of context), and come August 27th, I will know what it's like to play Metroid Prime 3 while heavily sedated with painkillers. This is because 2 days before the release of Metroid Prime 3, I will be playing a lesser known game called Super Wisdom Teeth Removal, which I will play on expert difficulty (that's the mode where all 4 of my wisdom teeth get removed). I plan on writing about the experience, probably after I stop needing the painkillers, so you all can have some idea what it's like. Kids, Zoop was a mildly popular puzzle game for the SNES and Sega Genesis.