Late last night, I was talking with Andrew (who I'm sure will accidentally become an AIM fun regular), when he asked me an interesting question: Would I have sex with his sister? I decided to teach Andrew the following 2 lessons: 1) Never ask me if I would have sex with your sister 2) I would totally have sex with his sister. As is usually the case, Andrew's screen name has been removed so you don't message him asking for his sister's phone number and/or bra size.

Andrew (2:41:27 AM): so would u honestly do my sis?

Andrew (2:41:41 AM): and like, a lot of guys would?

Andrew (2:42:43 AM): seriously

Andrew (2:42:52 AM): i wont b offended, just wnna kno

kwaselow (2:43:20 AM): dude, i would, like, sweep off a table and throw her onto it

kwaselow (2:43:31 AM): and i'd be, like, lightly strangling her

kwaselow (2:43:40 AM): and watching ESPN

Andrew (2:43:45 AM): so u would?

kwaselow (2:44:17 AM): and i'd be mumbling "those french people need to fucking die"

Andrew (2:44:33 AM): OMG

kwaselow (2:44:38 AM): and then I'd hit her in the head with a plate

kwaselow (2:44:46 AM): and then i'd make some chicken nuggets

kwaselow (2:44:56 AM): and then i'd put her back on the table

kwaselow (2:45:09 AM): and, like, slap her with my cock

Andrew (2:45:43 AM): OMG

Andrew (2:45:47 AM): ok then thats cool

Andrew (2:45:58 AM): so would the guys do it 2?

kwaselow (2:46:13 AM): oh, hell yeah

kwaselow (2:46:29 AM): tons of guys would love to double team the shit out of her with me

kwaselow (2:46:40 AM): we'll fucking triple team her

kwaselow (2:46:53 AM): shit, she's got hands. quintuple

Andrew (2:47:00 AM): omg

Andrew (2:47:11 AM): aight well im glad i know

kwaselow (2:47:17 AM): depending on how versatile she is with her feet, we could have 6

kwaselow (2:47:38 AM): or maybe 7 if she can take a cock in between her big toe and the second one in each foot

Andrew (2:48:46 AM): k, thats interesting

kwaselow (2:49:15 AM): Andrew (2:42:52 AM): i wont b offended, just wnna kno

kwaselow (2:49:24 AM): ^I'm fucking testing that

Andrew (2:49:36 AM): what do u mean testing it?

kwaselow (2:49:46 AM): i mean i'm trying to offend you

Andrew (2:49:58 AM): well its not really working

kwaselow (2:50:03 AM): by saying that i would make your sister choke on my cock

kwaselow (2:50:21 AM): like, i'd stick it so far down her throat she'll become bulemic

Andrew (2:50:39 AM): WOAH

Andrew (2:50:50 AM): ur gonna 2 girls 1 cup her?

kwaselow (2:51:08 AM): more like 2 Kwaselow's balls 1 Courtney's mouth

Andrew (2:51:51 AM): O SNAP

Andrew (2:52:12 AM): im surprised u havent made a "ur bals havent dropped!" joke

Note: The reason Andrew said this is because I frequently make jokes about how he seems to be prepubescent, since he has no body hair and his voice isn't exactly deep.

Andrew (2:52:15 AM): yet

kwaselow (2:52:38 AM): well that's because i'd be too busy tea bagging your sister

Andrew (2:52:45 AM): oic

kwaselow (2:52:58 AM): like, i'd be holding them in the air and then dropping them into her mouth

Andrew (2:53:48 AM): and she'd b all "Oh Kwaselow

kwaselow (2:53:53 AM): yeah

kwaselow (2:54:12 AM): and, of course, i'd give her the shocker

Andrew (2:54:24 AM): the shocker?

kwaselow (2:54:26 AM): yeah

kwaselow (2:54:39 AM): my index and middle fingers in her twat and my pinky in her ass

Andrew (2:54:52 AM): WOW

Andrew (2:54:57 AM): IM SHOCKED

kwaselow (2:55:02 AM): exactly

kwaselow (2:55:24 AM): dude, all this talk about fucking your sister is giving me one hell of a hard-on

Andrew (2:55:30 AM): wow

Andrew (2:56:00 AM): thats nice of u 2 say that lol

kwaselow (2:56:11 AM): well, i mean, it is kind of a compliment

kwaselow (2:56:19 AM): since you 2 share similar DNA

kwaselow (2:56:57 AM): but she won't share my cock with you, sorry

Andrew (2:57:20 AM): k, i am now scarred

kwaselow (2:57:30 AM): i have now won