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About Me
Name: Adam Eliot Kwaselow
Date of Birth: October 2, 1990
Race: Kwyjibo
Favorite Game: Chrono Trigger
First game played: Super Mario World
First game played through: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
Game played when bored in programming class with no new assignments: Marvel Vs. Capcom
Favorite breakfast cereal: Count Chocula
Fears: Bees, dolls, Samuel L. Jackson
Weaknesses: Knees, cardiovascular system, beautiful women
Pronounced: Kwazlo

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Primetime LULZ. From the maker of fun with AIM robots, it's... fun with girls! NVGR
kwaselow | 8:15 PM on 01.06.2008 11 comments


Before you start reading tonight's AIM fun, I'd like to inform you all that, for her protection (in other words, so nobody IMs her asking for butt secks), I have removed the girl's screenname and replaced it with my nick name for her. I hope you all enjoy, and possibly even learn something about life, love, and rainbow parties

kwaselow (9:03:16 PM): is there a rainbow party i wasn't informed of?

Yo-Yo (9:03:32 PM): hahahahhaha

kwaselow (9:03:43 PM): *hangs head in shame* nobody ever informs me of the rainbow parties

Yo-Yo (9:04:18 PM): sorry

kwaselow (9:04:47 PM): *hopes that he won't have to explain what a rainbow party is, because once he tells you, he can't untell you*

kwaselow (9:06:24 PM): *hopes you're not looking it up on wikipedia*

kwaselow (9:07:53 PM): so anyway...

Yo-Yo (9:08:46 PM): lol

kwaselow (9:08:49 PM): do i have to explain it?

Yo-Yo(9:09:08 PM): yes pleez

kwaselow (9:09:18 PM): well, it involves a bunch of girls wearing different colors of lipstick...

kwaselow (9:09:24 PM): and one guy

Yo-Yo (9:09:45 PM): yes?

kwaselow (9:09:46 PM): who isn't wearing pants

Yo-Yo (9:10:28 PM): and?

kwaselow (9:10:51 PM): well, it can be more than one guy

kwaselow (9:11:08 PM): but the multiple girls, each wearing a different color of lipstick, is a must

Yo-Yo (9:11:36 PM): oh yea?

kwaselow (9:11:51 PM): and the girls all take turns

kwaselow (9:12:19 PM): therefore learning the virtue of patience

kwaselow (9:12:36 PM): and sharing

Yo-Yo (9:13:51 PM): mhm

Yo-Yo (9:13:52 PM): suree

kwaselow (9:14:03 PM): and, umm, once the girl is done with her turn, she leaves her color

kwaselow (9:14:06 PM): on the guy

Yo-Yo (9:14:35 PM): oh yea?

Yo-Yo (9:14:37 PM): where?

kwaselow (9:15:01 PM): where the girl, umm, took her turn

Yo-Yo (9:15:39 PM): which is??

kwaselow (9:15:37 PM): on the guy

Yo-Yo (9:16:09 PM): what part of him?

kwaselow (9:16:26 PM): on his hard, throbbing cock

Yo-Yo (9:17:52 PM): y cudnt u hav said that to begin with?

kwaselow (9:18:15 PM): because, well, remember before when I was saying that I'm never informed of them?

Yo-Yo (9:18:47 PM): yes

kwaselow (9:18:45 PM): it hurts



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 20:31
MrSadistic
I like how you said 'hard, throbbing cock'. Instead of something straight to the point.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 20:36
Red TheHaze Veron
I first learned about that while watching Oprah years ago. The one time I watch Oprah and that is what I learned.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 20:39
tazarthayoot
I just punched my dog in the face for yawning. That'll learn her!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 20:41
MrSadistic
I remember someone saying that rainbow parties didn't exist. I wanted to punch them in the face. That's like saying snuff porn doesn't exist, or Santa Claus. Whichever.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 21:07
Clockwork
Lemon party!?
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 21:15
taumpytears
I wanna go to a rainbow party. Maybe I can arrange one... like that will ever happen.
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 21:19
Thornnn
I've been involved in an attempted one but the major problem is that the more "Talented" girls take off the other girls color so it gets hard err confusing to keep up with whose been were.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 21:32
liam2015
That's usually how conversations I have with girls go, until they just stop talking to me alltogether :P.

Keep this stuff up, I find it all hilarious.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2008 21:59
Eschatos
That sounds pretty fun.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2008 03:01
Samit Sarkar
This crap wasn’t around when I was in high school, dammit!

Oh, wait...it was? Shit, why wasn’t I one of the cool kids? Oh, that’s right...I spent my time playing video games.
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