Name: Adam Eliot Kwaselow
Date of Birth: October 2, 1990
Favorite Game: Chrono Trigger
First game played: Super Mario World
First game played through: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
Game played when bored in programming class with no new assignments: Marvel Vs. Capcom
Favorite breakfast cereal: Count Chocula
Fears: Bees, dolls, Samuel L. Jackson
Weaknesses: Knees, cardiovascular system, beautiful women
Destructoid easily has the most British users out of any site I go to, and technically, I'm 1/4 British. I say technically because, although my grandfather was from Montreal, he became a citizen in 1932, 50 years before Canadian independence.
I'm a proud Michigander, and I appreciate some motherfucking jazz.
Up to now, I have earned
2 Dolphin King Badges
2 Gold Retroid Badges
1 Silver Retroid Badge
[teenage girl voice]OMG, so, like, did you hear that Vanessa Hudgens is dating Zac Efron? He is, like, so hot. Whenever I watch High School Musical, it feels like he's just singing to me... naked.[/teenage girl voice]
Vanessa Hudgens is, for lack of a better word, bangable. And apparently, she wants her boyfriend to think so, too. So, she took a naked picture of herself, somebody else got a hold of it, and now it's on the internet. Fortunately, no one was surprised. I'm not Nostradamus, but I'm guessing Disney's gonna be pissed.