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Name: Adam Eliot Kwaselow
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News flash: Celebrity takes naked pictures of herself to show to her boyfriend. Pictures end up on internet. Situation could be seen coming from miles away
kwaselow | 12:09 PM on 09.08.2007 18 comments


[teenage girl voice]OMG, so, like, did you hear that Vanessa Hudgens is dating Zac Efron? He is, like, so hot. Whenever I watch High School Musical, it feels like he's just singing to me... naked.[/teenage girl voice]

Vanessa Hudgens is, for lack of a better word, bangable. And apparently, she wants her boyfriend to think so, too. So, she took a naked picture of herself, somebody else got a hold of it, and now it's on the internet. Fortunately, no one was surprised. I'm not Nostradamus, but I'm guessing Disney's gonna be pissed.

I can has link to NSFW pickshoor?

^If something like that would have been in High School Musical, I might have considered watching it.



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15 comments | showing # 1 to 15
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Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 12:22
Neonie
I was going to post a blog about this. Then realized it had nothing to do with videogames and that this wasent a gossip blog o_o
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 12:24
kwaselow
True, but naked 18 year old chicks are always acceptable, as long as you keep the actual clog post SFW
Volcanon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 12:25
Volcanon
I'm sure all this publicity is going to be just horrible for High School Musical. BTW, what the hell is High School Musical...and where can I buy it (joking...)
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 12:31
balth
Too bad there was no penetration. THEN disney would be pissed, and I would be amused for 30 secs longer.

That is all.

BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 13:00
BahamutZero
neonie don't forget, you also don't like to have sex.

and balth, please stop signing your comments. somebody else might tell you in a not-so-nice way so I'm trying to help
JACK of No Trades's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 13:03
JACK of No Trades
Whats the point of signing?
garrfunkel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 13:10
garrfunkel
All I can say is:


@Balth:
Please stop signing its gettin annoying and its pointless

nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 13:11
nademagnet
So yeah, she's cute and all... but i agree that pick needs some penetration.

Also... Props to her BF for posting these. Share and share alike I guess.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 13:34
Joseph Leray
The fact that there is some kind of outcry about this bullshit is laughable.

A. People need to get the sand out of their unshaven vaginae about nudity.

B. Who gives a shit if she's in High School Musical? When did fictional highschoolers become appropriate role-models? Why can't your fucking kids have real heroes, like, for instance, their parents?
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 13:51
masterledz
I'd rapidly tap those buttons all night.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 14:17
bluemeep
Way too skinny for me. Put some meat on them bones!

braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 14:53
braulio09
cute girls beat skanks anyday

maybe she'll sing my box in a box on High School Musical 2?
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 15:03
Genki-JAM
Oh dude you should've seen it when this went down on /b/ XD I was hanging out with some guys at school and we watched as /b/ repeatedly forced the disney forums to go down for 10 minute increments from spamming that image in posts. It was flipping PRICELESS.
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 15:04
masterledz
@Workman

I was actually thinking that too. Don't think anybody would remember those escapades unless they saw the drama unfold on the forums.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2007 15:20
Justice
Haha Workman you are genius, and I remember masterledz, some good stuff went down back then haha
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