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About Me

Name: Adam Eliot Kwaselow
Date of Birth: October 2, 1990
Race: Kwyjibo
Favorite Game: Chrono Trigger
First game played: Super Mario World
First game played through: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
Game played when bored in programming class with no new assignments: Marvel Vs. Capcom
Favorite breakfast cereal: Count Chocula
Fears: Bees, dolls, Samuel L. Jackson
Weaknesses: Knees, cardiovascular system, beautiful women
Pronounced: Kwazlo

Destructoid easily has the most British users out of any site I go to, and technically, I'm 1/4 British. I say technically because, although my grandfather was from Montreal, he became a citizen in 1932, 50 years before Canadian independence.

I'm a proud Michigander, and I appreciate some motherfucking jazz.

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I have been on the front page 1 time

Fuck yeah!

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My Brother Sucks At Super Mario Galaxy or My Favoritest Glitch kwaselow | 4:52 PM on 12.24.2007 14 comments

My brother's in town from college for the holiday break, and he is currently playing Super Mario Galaxy. He's at the first boss battle with Bowser, and, well, he doesn't know how to do the boss battles. Bowser jumped into the air, and you know those raised metal platforms that Mario can stand on? Well, apparently, if Bowser lands on one of those platforms, he will shoot up into the air. This happened about 3 minutes ago, and Bowser still hasn't come back. I apologize for not having pics, but I swear, this is true. Your thoughts?