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Mascots That Failed. Volume 8
kwaselow | 7:48 PM on 12.30.2007 11 comments


My brother was recently in town, and I was talking to him about how I planned to make this installment to the series. He told me that the mascot I planned to cover could not have actually failed because he has a game on the Virtual Console. I countered by telling him that, through that logic, Deadly Towers was highly successful. He has yet to submit a rebuttal. Today's Mascot That Failed is none other than...


Ristar

Ristar was a platformer developed by Sonic Team (developers of some game about a hedgehog that isn't Ron Jeremy) and released for Genesis in 1995. The game followed Ristar as he tries to stop the evil Kaiser Greedy, who has kidnapped the Legendary Hero who protects the Valdi System. Ristar was able to attack enemies by grabbing them and then ramming into them with his face. The game achieved great critical success, but only moderate sales, and really, in this world, that's all that matters. Ristar never saw a sequel, but is considered by some people to be the best Genesis game to not have the word "Sonic" in the title. I personally own Ristar on the Virtual Console, and I must say, the game is fantastic. The worlds are gorgeous and the music is superb. It also has one of the best character death animations that I have ever seen in a platformer.

So why did Ristar fail? Maybe it's because he was in a Genesis game that didn't involve Sonic the Hedgehog. Maybe it's because the Saturn was just 3 months away from it's North American release, and people didn't want to purchase a game for a near obsolete console (even though, at the time, the public thought the Saturn was going to be released in September, an extra 4 months past the eventual May release date, the Genesis was still amazingly close to doom). If I had to guess, I'd say it's because Sega is allergic to keeping any mascots other than Sonic the Hedgehog. If Ristar were to make a comeback, I'd buy it faster than Ron Workman could give it a review score of 11/10.

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bottled dark's Destructoid Blog
he's so generic!!
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I've heard of him/it, but never played any of the games. Just like every other failed mascot.
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Ristar was such a great game, though... :(
SchickOuttaShape's Destructoid Blog
Ristar is one of my favorite games ever. I wish he'd make a comeback.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
I keep meaning to download this game.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Yeah, Ristar was a game that I played a bit of back in the day. It was very well done — I guess some games/mascots are just fated to fail. Keep up the good work, kwaselow...your columns are always an entertaining read! (Of course, your “Classic” series rocks, too...)
Shin Oni's Destructoid Blog
Ristar's hot shit. I played the one on Mega Collection and it's just hot stuff. A shame it was brushed to the side like trash though.
Coonskin05's Destructoid Blog
Ristar was sorts meh to me. Was it a good platformer? Yes. were there ton's of good platformers for Genesis? Yes. He was like the shitty version of Dynamite Headdy, who was a fucking pimp.
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
The picture makes him look like a sonic rip off.
Clockwork's Destructoid Blog
I've never heard of him, then again, I guess that's why he's on this list.


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