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Name: Adam Eliot Kwaselow
Date of Birth: October 2, 1990
Race: Kwyjibo
Favorite Game: Chrono Trigger
First game played: Super Mario World
First game played through: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
Game played when bored in programming class with no new assignments: Marvel Vs. Capcom
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Fears: Bees, dolls, Samuel L. Jackson
Weaknesses: Knees, cardiovascular system, beautiful women
Pronounced: Kwazlo

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Mascots That Failed. Volume 5
kwaselow | 3:26 PM on 10.28.2007 17 comments


Since I've started writing this series, I've received a lot of requests for mascots that should be covered in the series. I've promised that every request, as long as it's a mascot that I perceive as failed (sorry, Jazz Jackrabbit, you haven't completely failed yet), I will cover it eventually. This edition is based on a request that I've received from numerous people. Today's Mascot That Failed is none other than...


Bubsy

Bubsy in: Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind was a platformer released for Genesis and Super Nintendo in 1993. The game was developed by Accolade (developer of Double Dragons, Turrican, Hardball!, Ballz, and Barkley: Shut Up and Jam!). It spawned 3 sequels: Bubsy In: Fractured Furry Tales, Bubsy II, and Bubsy 3D - Bubsy in the Furbitten Planet. Bubsy could jump, glide... and that's about it for his abilities.

So why did Bubsy fail? Maybe it's because the controls were jerky. Maybe it's because his advertising campaign built him up to be "the next Sonic the Hedgehog," a title he couldn't live up to. If I had to guess, I'd say it's because Furbitten Planet was arguably the worst game, and undoubtedly the worst pun, ever made. If Bubsy were to make a comeback, I'd stay as far away from it as possible, for fear of Super AIDS.

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jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 15:37
jdub28
but he has an exclamation point
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 15:40
trydizon
Busty looks like a pervert...especially with the exclamation point.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 16:13
Dynamic Sheep
Super AIDS started after Bubsy bit Gene Simmons and spread the super AIDS.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 16:17
tazarthayoot
dimebag darrel does not appear in any way, shape, or form in guitar hero 3. i won our bet.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 16:19
kwaselow
@tazar
I declared your victory back when they announced Tom Morello.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 16:45
Excremento
I actually paid full price for the SNES cart of Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind...back in the day, that same night my friend bought Shadowrun for the SNES, what do you think we played all night long? It wasn't a bad game, but it was seriously strange how you could die and not even know it until you hit the ground...weird.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 16:52
Eschatos
Looks like a crappy Taz.
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 18:26
Scape
I love this cblog series, brings back memories.
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 18:31
Scape
Oh and I just got another one you could do, that wired head that tried to be Sony's mascot for a little while.
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 18:55
A New Challenger
So did anyone else happen to carch the one-shot Bubsy cartoon special that aired along with The Incredible Crash Test Dummies? Somewhere I have a tape. I'm going to go check Youtube right now.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 19:00
Cowzilla3
I remeber that Challenger! Oh and I bought the original Bubsy for the Genesis and remeber all the hype around it. As a little kid I think I enjoyed it but yea he didn't really stick with me much after the game...
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 19:00
A New Challenger
Yep, it's on Youtube in four parts, although the audio is out of sync. Just search for "bubsy cartoon." Sounds like Rob Paulsen (Raphael, Yakko, Pinky) doing the voice.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 19:06
Cowzilla3
Also kwaslow. You. Me. Not Friends. Tears in my eyes.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/28/2007 19:08
kwaselow
@cowzilla
That arranged can be
glenno's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2007 20:39
glenno
Maybe it's because he wasn't wearing any pants. But that worked for Donald Duck, didn't it?
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