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About Me

Name: Adam Eliot Kwaselow
Date of Birth: October 2, 1990
Race: Kwyjibo
Favorite Game: Chrono Trigger
First game played: Super Mario World
First game played through: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
Game played when bored in programming class with no new assignments: Marvel Vs. Capcom
Favorite breakfast cereal: Count Chocula
Fears: Bees, dolls, Samuel L. Jackson
Weaknesses: Knees, cardiovascular system, beautiful women
Pronounced: Kwazlo

Destructoid easily has the most British users out of any site I go to, and technically, I'm 1/4 British. I say technically because, although my grandfather was from Montreal, he became a citizen in 1932, 50 years before Canadian independence.

I'm a proud Michigander, and I appreciate some motherfucking jazz.

Up to now, I have earned
2 Dolphin King Badges
2 Gold Retroid Badges
1 Silver Retroid Badge

I have been on the front page 1 time

Fuck yeah!

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Following (23)

Jew Sleuth: Rock Band 2's music kwaselow | 11:26 AM on 06.30.2008 13 comments

Hello, everybody. I know the Jew Sleuth usually sticks to Virtual Console releases (this week, expect Fatal Fury 2), but since the front page decided to give a little information about Rock Band 2, I think it's time for me to spill what I've sleuthed about the game. I've found out about 3 bands that will be featured. These bands are Turbonegro, Bad Religion (who will be contributing "Sorrow" to the game. From the sound of things, this might be a re-recording by the band. I've placed the song's music video at the bottom of this post), and... AC/DC (MASSIVE ERECTION). As is usually the case with the Jew Sleuth, I can't fully promise that all of this is 100% true, but the I've only been wrong with a story once since adopting the Jew Sleuth name, and I've vowed to never let it happen again.