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About Me

Name: Adam Eliot Kwaselow
Date of Birth: October 2, 1990
Race: Kwyjibo
Favorite Game: Chrono Trigger
First game played: Super Mario World
First game played through: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
Game played when bored in programming class with no new assignments: Marvel Vs. Capcom
Favorite breakfast cereal: Count Chocula
Fears: Bees, dolls, Samuel L. Jackson
Weaknesses: Knees, cardiovascular system, beautiful women
Pronounced: Kwazlo

Destructoid easily has the most British users out of any site I go to, and technically, I'm 1/4 British. I say technically because, although my grandfather was from Montreal, he became a citizen in 1932, 50 years before Canadian independence.

I'm a proud Michigander, and I appreciate some motherfucking jazz.

Up to now, I have earned
2 Dolphin King Badges
2 Gold Retroid Badges
1 Silver Retroid Badge

I have been on the front page 1 time

Fuck yeah!

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Following (23)

Jew Sleuth: Quick, before the front page. Today's VC releases kwaselow | 9:08 AM on 06.23.2008 7 comments

Sorry the Jew Sleuth has been absent for a little while, but with a new inside position in another, um, business (it's hard to make the job of frying chicken at KFC sound like detective work... but it is), there hasn't been enough time for Jew Sleuthing. And, oh noes! These releases are leaving my little sleuth soft. Alex Kidd in Miracle World. Master System. 500 Wii points Burning Fight. Neo Geo. 900 Wii points Also, 54 megs Note: I would like to take this post to say R.I.P. George Carlin. That man has been my idol since I was 9 years old, and I will miss him greatly.