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How to play video games with your penis (don't worry, no pictures. But there is a SFW video)
kwaselow | 11:10 AM on 02.09.2009 12 comments


Video games and masturbation have always gone together. From Custer's Revenge to Xtreme Beach Volleyball to Cho Aniki for some of you guys out there, many gamers have had to deal with the dilemma of having to pause because the game is to hard too control with one hand. But now you, yes YOU, can play video games not just while you're masturbating, but because you're masturbating*. This is all thanks to the guys at SF Media Labs who have invented the Joydick (no, I'm not making this up), a device that turns your penis into an Atari joystick (as if you've never referred to it as a joystick). To quote their write-up "For games requiring the fire button, a separate ring can be worn which converts hand-strokes into button presses," so it seems they're already thinking ahead (or should I say: thinking o' head) to future game possibilities. In case you're curious, the link I posted has a guide to making your own.



*Does not apply to wimmenz

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Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
WOW !
Dyna Geek's Destructoid Blog
Why would anyone... W-Why would anyone make that!?
Half left's Destructoid Blog
I believe this is a topic that can't stay out of the c-blogs ;P.
ZombiePlatypus's Destructoid Blog
Finally, an invention that speaks to my gaming needs.
Qraze's Destructoid Blog
goddamit, this is the type of blog a teenager would do.
MechaMonkey's Destructoid Blog
When I opened this blog and saw the still image on the video, I was praying you didn't play with your butt.

It wasn't the butt, but I'm not sure this is a very pleasing alternative.
tsunamikitsune's Destructoid Blog
My two favorite things combined into one? I'm in.
nukka jdav's Destructoid Blog
I want this.
Dimly's Destructoid Blog
What about this video is Safe For Work?
Atlas's Destructoid Blog
Now even if you lose in the game, you can be a winner in real life!
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
Now I can FINALLY jack off to Asteroids.

Seriously, those things are so pointy, then you shoot them and they break apart and OH MY GOD MY BALLS ARE SO WET


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