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Name: Adam Eliot Kwaselow
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HOW MANY CELEBRITIES MUST DIE? Or RIP Brittany Murphy
kwaselow | 4:11 PM on 12.20.2009 13 comments


It appears Brittany Murphy, 32, has died this morning. Her death raises interesting questions: was it drugs? was it MURDER? and, most importantly, who the fuck is Brittany Murphy? Well, Wikipedia tells me she was the voice of Luanne Platter on King of the Hill, and she was in Just Married (which sucked), Uptown Girls (which sucked), and Riding In Cars With Boys (which was about riding in cars with boys, so it probably sucked). So, I guess we didn't really lose much acting-wise, but now I'm going to feel guilty about masturbating to her because that would make me a necrophiliac. Is it still ok to masturbate to Luanne?


This was the classiest picture of her I could find

As my friend Michelle put it: "yeah i haven't seen anything this girl was in but she was young so i feel bad"



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's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2009 16:38
Clint
I read this as Bill Murry at first and now I feel guilty about feeling better.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2009 16:40
Naim Master
I'm with SWPM.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2009 17:39
Xzyliac
I thought it was Britney Spears for a second. I almost wept.
Drachula64's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2009 18:04
Drachula64
Damn, Brittany Murphy AND Dan O'Bannon dying in the same week. This sucks
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2009 18:20
Dynamic Sheep
Clueless, Sin City, & Girl Interrupted... not to take the troll bait, but there's 3 decent flicks she was in.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2009 22:53
bluemeep
I thought to myself "Damn, I guess it's good they ended King of the Hill when they did," then immediately felt bad for it.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2009 11:28
Holyetheline
I watched Sin City the day before she passed away.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2009 13:14
Occams electric toothbrush
She had crazy eyes.
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2009 16:10
MissHinasaki
She did have crazy eyes. When she cried they went in separate directions and she looked like a pug. It always weirded me out. Sin City redeemed her for me, though.
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