Name: Adam Eliot Kwaselow
Date of Birth: October 2, 1990
Race: Kwyjibo
Favorite Game: Chrono Trigger
First game played: Super Mario World
First game played through: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
Game played when bored in programming class with no new assignments: Marvel Vs. Capcom
Favorite breakfast cereal: Count Chocula
Fears: Bees, dolls, Samuel L. Jackson
Weaknesses: Knees, cardiovascular system, beautiful women
Pronounced: Kwazlo
Destructoid easily has the most British users out of any site I go to, and technically, I'm 1/4 British. I say technically because, although my grandfather was from Montreal, he became a citizen in 1932, 50 years before Canadian independence.
I'm a proud Michigander, and I appreciate some motherfucking jazz.
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Hating Dr. Pepper/Mr. Pibb is a criminal offense punishable by death/rape.
Too bad too many douche bags keep trying to log-in at once, and crashing the web-site. Either that or the web-site naturally sucks.
-Mitch Hedberg
And Dr. Pepper is awesome.
Barqs Root Beer ftw
i are canadian btw.
I cant believe I am saying this, but thank you, Guns 'n' Roses. Now go away.
the asshole of a heaven flavored, carbonated gummy bear
Also, I only moved to Texas 4 years ago but I've loved Dr Pepper 9 before I even set foot in Texas.
Thanks for trying though.
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THIS IS NOT FREE DR PEPPER
I'm one day older than you! YES!