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Name: Adam Eliot Kwaselow
Date of Birth: October 2, 1990
Race: Kwyjibo
Favorite Game: Chrono Trigger
First game played: Super Mario World
First game played through: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
Game played when bored in programming class with no new assignments: Marvel Vs. Capcom
Favorite breakfast cereal: Count Chocula
Fears: Bees, dolls, Samuel L. Jackson
Weaknesses: Knees, cardiovascular system, beautiful women
Pronounced: Kwazlo

Destructoid easily has the most British users out of any site I go to, and technically, I'm 1/4 British. I say technically because, although my grandfather was from Montreal, he became a citizen in 1932, 50 years before Canadian independence.

I'm a proud Michigander, and I appreciate some motherfucking jazz.

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Finally, a web comic comes along to ask: Can Mario F*** It?

kwaselow

2:57 PM on 05.25.2010

Hey Destructoid. It's been a while. I've been reading the front page every day, I just haven't really been back to the community. I haven't really had anything worth while to write about. Then summer started, and a friend of mine and I were hanging out in my room. He got a Wacom tablet - let's him draw directly to his laptop. That's how it started: he was in my room hanging out, and I looked at his laptop, and he had drawn Mario naked, staring at a lamp. That sketch became the very first Can Mario Fuck It. It's a project we've decided to get going, and our goal is to keep it going until the good people at Nintendo send us a Cease and Desist letter. I hope you like it, DToid. Also, I missed you.

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Snaileb

I remember that guy.

I'll check it out!

DaedHead8

I missed you too. I'll check out that webcomic, as long as you return my mother safe and unharmed.

kwaselow

@DaedHead8

Don't worry, she's safe and will not be harmed. However, we gentlemen of the Dead Mothers Club got emotional and needed a mom for a little while.

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