Name: Adam Eliot Kwaselow
Date of Birth: October 2, 1990
Favorite Game: Chrono Trigger
First game played: Super Mario World
First game played through: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
Game played when bored in programming class with no new assignments: Marvel Vs. Capcom
Favorite breakfast cereal: Count Chocula
Fears: Bees, dolls, Samuel L. Jackson
Weaknesses: Knees, cardiovascular system, beautiful women
Destructoid easily has the most British users out of any site I go to, and technically, I'm 1/4 British. I say technically because, although my grandfather was from Montreal, he became a citizen in 1932, 50 years before Canadian independence.
I'm a proud Michigander, and I appreciate some motherfucking jazz.
Up to now, I have earned
2 Dolphin King Badges
2 Gold Retroid Badges
1 Silver Retroid Badge
Hey Destructoid. It's been a while. I've been reading the front page every day, I just haven't really been back to the community. I haven't really had anything worth while to write about. Then summer started, and a friend of mine and I were hanging out in my room. He got a Wacom tablet - let's him draw directly to his laptop. That's how it started: he was in my room hanging out, and I looked at his laptop, and he had drawn Mario naked, staring at a lamp. That sketch became the very first Can Mario Fuck It. It's a project we've decided to get going, and our goal is to keep it going until the good people at Nintendo send us a Cease and Desist letter. I hope you like it, DToid. Also, I missed you.