I was talking online with a friend of mine, when he decided to try and fuck with me. However, since he is a friend, and not some random person who finds out about my AIM fun and then tries to IM me so they can have fun with me (it has happened way too many times. If you do this, you will be blocked. DToiders are welcome to IM me, providing they tell me their DToid name and hope that I've heard of them), I decided to play along. Names have been omitted to protect the innocent

kwaselow (12:43:48 PM): use hotsauce

Alec (12:43:54 PM): You can't use that here.

kwaselow (12:44:03 PM): eat baby

Alec (12:44:23 PM): Inventory: no BABY

kwaselow (12:44:29 PM): take BABY

Alec (12:44:35 PM): Baby is in stomach!

kwaselow (12:44:45 PM): GET IN MAH BELLY

Alec (12:44:56 PM): Baby is already in yah belly!

kwaselow (12:45:10 PM): approach WIMMENZ

Alec (12:45:17 PM): WIMMENZ approached.

kwaselow (12:45:21 PM): use ROOFIE

Alec (12:45:30 PM): inventory: WIMMENZ

Alec (12:45:36 PM): also HOT SUACE

kwaselow (12:45:43 PM): take BRASS KNUCKLES

Alec (12:45:55 PM): There are no BRASS KNUCKLES

kwaselow (12:46:02 PM): take KNIFE

Alec (12:46:24 PM): You fumble with the KNIFE, and it falls. Next time you will grab it by the handle.

kwaselow (12:46:33 PM): take KNIFE

Alec (12:46:38 PM): Took KNIFE

kwaselow (12:46:45 PM): use KNIFE on WIMMENZ

Alec (12:46:56 PM): The WIMMENZ appears to be loving it!

Alec (12:47:06 PM): "STOP" she laughs as you butcher her!

kwaselow (12:47:21 PM): take REMAINS OF WIMMENZ

Alec (12:47:26 PM): current status: LADIES MAN

Alec (12:47:42 PM): There are no REMAINS OF WIMMENZ

Alec (12:47:50 PM): You did your job a little too well.

kwaselow (12:48:08 PM): take BLOOD OF WIMMENZ

Alec (12:48:28 PM): The BLOOD OF WIMMENZ slips through your ashy hands. It seems like you will need a container of sorts.

Alec (12:48:34 PM): empty HOT SAUCE?

kwaselow (12:48:38 PM): no

Alec (12:48:41 PM): Good choice.

kwaselow (12:48:51 PM): take SEVERED VAGINA

Alec (12:49:14 PM): I don't know the term "SEVERED VAGINA"

kwaselow (12:49:22 PM): take LUNG OF WIMMENZ

Alec (12:49:31 PM): That is not her lung!

Alec (12:49:37 PM): Try again.

kwaselow (12:49:49 PM): take EMPTY ROOFIE VILE

Alec (12:49:54 PM): took EMPTY ROOFIE VILE

kwaselow (12:50:00 PM): take BLOOD OF WIMMENZ

Alec (12:50:07 PM): took BLOOD OF WIMMENZ

kwaselow (12:50:14 PM): approach ALEC'S DRINK

Alec (12:50:21 PM): approached ALEC'S DRINK

kwaselow (12:50:27 PM): use BLOOD OF WIMMENZ

Alec (12:50:32 PM): used BLOOD OF WIMMENZ

Alec (12:50:39 PM): Things are getting exciting!

kwaselow (12:50:40 PM): watch ALEC use ALEC'S DRINK

Alec (12:50:57 PM): ALEC seems to be enjoying ALEC'S DRINK.

Alec (12:51:06 PM): "This is fantastic! What do you call it?"

Alec (12:51:09 PM): INPUT: ______

kwaselow (12:51:47 PM): input BLOODY MARY LULZ

Alec (12:52:59 PM): "Well, thanks bartender! I'll definitely have to order another BLOODY MARY LULZ next time I'm here!"

Alec (12:53:01 PM): YOU HAVE WON

Alec (12:53:03 PM): CONGRATULATIONS

Alec (12:53:21 PM): THANK YOU FOR PLAYING "BLOODY BARTENDER 2: BLOODY MARY"

kwaselow (12:53:38 PM): input I THOUGHT THIS WAS HALO 4