Name: Adam Eliot Kwaselow
Date of Birth: October 2, 1990
Race: Kwyjibo
Favorite Game: Chrono Trigger
First game played: Super Mario World
First game played through: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
Game played when bored in programming class with no new assignments: Marvel Vs. Capcom
Favorite breakfast cereal: Count Chocula
Fears: Bees, dolls, Samuel L. Jackson
Weaknesses: Knees, cardiovascular system, beautiful women
Pronounced: Kwazlo
Destructoid easily has the most British users out of any site I go to, and technically, I'm 1/4 British. I say technically because, although my grandfather was from Montreal, he became a citizen in 1932, 50 years before Canadian independence.
I'm a proud Michigander, and I appreciate some motherfucking jazz.
Up to now, I have earned
2 Dolphin King Badges
2 Gold Retroid Badges
1 Silver Retroid Badge
Hybrid Heaven. To tell you the truth, I don't remember this game all that much. I remember renting it multiple times, I remember that it was fucking awesome, but when it comes to what the game was actually like, I'm pulling an Alberto Gonzales. It was kind of like a 3-D platformer mixed with an RPG. When in battle, one person selected an attack, the other selected a defense, and then you'd see the outcome. There was a 2-player mode, there was leveling up, and you could add statistics to certain body parts. That's all I can remember about it, but I really hope this game can be brought to the Virtual Console, because it was awesome.
Also, while I'm doing this, why not post a fan video of a song that time forgot
Note: All details of actual gameplay taken from other sources.
I remember reading a review of this game back in the day. As far as I can recall, because of the whole developing body parts system you could simply make one limb immensely powerful and have epic wins.
I wanted this game so bad.
But failed.
Time to search for some delicious ROMs. Well done the clogs for more tasty awesomeness!
I bought this game a while back now, I didn't really get all that far into it. It was pretty decent from what I did play, but the camera was so god awful that it pretty much killed any enjoyment I could have gotten from the game.
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I wanted this game so bad.
But failed.
Time to search for some delicious ROMs. Well done the clogs for more tasty awesomeness!
Alien wrasslin' is a greatly underrated combat style.