I was talking online with a friend of mine, when he decided to try and fuck with me. However, since he is a friend, and not some random person who finds out about my AIM fun and then tries to IM me so they can have fun with me (it has happened way too many times. If you do this, you will be blocked. DToiders are welcome to IM me, providing they tell me their DToid name and hope that I've heard of them), I decided to play along. Names have been omitted to protect the innocent
kwaselow (12:43:48 PM): use hotsauce
Alec (12:43:54 PM): You can't use that here.
kwaselow (12:44:03 PM): eat baby
Alec (12:44:23 PM): Inventory: no BABY
kwaselow (12:44:29 PM): take BABY
Alec (12:44:35 PM): Baby is in stomach!
kwaselow (12:44:45 PM): GET IN MAH BELLY
Alec (12:44:56 PM): Baby is already in yah belly!
kwaselow (12:45:10 PM): approach WIMMENZ
Alec (12:45:17 PM): WIMMENZ approached.
kwaselow (12:45:21 PM): use ROOFIE
Alec (12:45:30 PM): inventory: WIMMENZ
Alec (12:45:36 PM): also HOT SUACE
kwaselow (12:45:43 PM): take BRASS KNUCKLES
Alec (12:45:55 PM): There are no BRASS KNUCKLES
kwaselow (12:46:02 PM): take KNIFE
Alec (12:46:24 PM): You fumble with the KNIFE, and it falls. Next time you will grab it by the handle.
kwaselow (12:46:33 PM): take KNIFE
Alec (12:46:38 PM): Took KNIFE
kwaselow (12:46:45 PM): use KNIFE on WIMMENZ
Alec (12:46:56 PM): The WIMMENZ appears to be loving it!
Alec (12:47:06 PM): "STOP" she laughs as you butcher her!
kwaselow (12:47:21 PM): take REMAINS OF WIMMENZ
Alec (12:47:26 PM): current status: LADIES MAN
Alec (12:47:42 PM): There are no REMAINS OF WIMMENZ
Alec (12:47:50 PM): You did your job a little too well.
kwaselow (12:48:08 PM): take BLOOD OF WIMMENZ
Alec (12:48:28 PM): The BLOOD OF WIMMENZ slips through your ashy hands. It seems like you will need a container of sorts.
Alec (12:48:34 PM): empty HOT SAUCE?
kwaselow (12:48:38 PM): no
Alec (12:48:41 PM): Good choice.
kwaselow (12:48:51 PM): take SEVERED VAGINA
Alec (12:49:14 PM): I don't know the term "SEVERED VAGINA"
kwaselow (12:49:22 PM): take LUNG OF WIMMENZ
Alec (12:49:31 PM): That is not her lung!
Alec (12:49:37 PM): Try again.
kwaselow (12:49:49 PM): take EMPTY ROOFIE VILE
Alec (12:49:54 PM): took EMPTY ROOFIE VILE
kwaselow (12:50:00 PM): take BLOOD OF WIMMENZ
Alec (12:50:07 PM): took BLOOD OF WIMMENZ
kwaselow (12:50:14 PM): approach ALEC'S DRINK
Alec (12:50:21 PM): approached ALEC'S DRINK
kwaselow (12:50:27 PM): use BLOOD OF WIMMENZ
Alec (12:50:32 PM): used BLOOD OF WIMMENZ
Alec (12:50:39 PM): Things are getting exciting!
kwaselow (12:50:40 PM): watch ALEC use ALEC'S DRINK
Alec (12:50:57 PM): ALEC seems to be enjoying ALEC'S DRINK.
Alec (12:51:06 PM): "This is fantastic! What do you call it?"
Alec (12:51:09 PM): INPUT: ______
kwaselow (12:51:47 PM): input BLOODY MARY LULZ
Alec (12:52:59 PM): "Well, thanks bartender! I'll definitely have to order another BLOODY MARY LULZ next time I'm here!"
Alec (12:53:01 PM): YOU HAVE WON
Alec (12:53:03 PM): CONGRATULATIONS
Alec (12:53:21 PM): THANK YOU FOR PLAYING "BLOODY BARTENDER 2: BLOODY MARY"
kwaselow (12:53:38 PM): input I THOUGHT THIS WAS HALO 4 read