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AIM FUN: a brand new text adventure!

I was talking online with a friend of mine, when he decided to try and fuck with me. However, since he is a friend, and not some random person who finds out about my AIM fun and then tries to IM me so they can have fun with m...


Late Night Lulz: Old lady shoots em up

This video is easily the funniest thing I have seen all week. What started out as an audition shoot for an early Xbox 360 add turns into pure greatness when you take an old lady, and tell her to make pretend that she's shooting a gun. Enjoy


My biggest regret from high school (NVGR)

Now that I'm almost done with my first semester of college, I find myself looking back on high school. I find myself thinking about all the things I did, all the things I didn't do, and all the times I showcased my horrible ...


Free Dr. Pepper is free

Today is the day that Dr. Pepper lost a bet with himself. That bet was that Guns n' Roses wouldn't release Chinese Democracy in 2008. Well, it's still 2008, and Chinese Democracy is currently in music stores (and all over Rap...


Palin Porn: Confirmed! NVGR. NSFW text

This just in: Larry Flynt recently put an add out on Craig's List looking for an adult film actress who could also act as a decent look-alike to Wasilla's "finest": Sarah Palin. It looks like Larry found his girl, and there w...


About kwaselowone of us since 11:28 AM on 08.03.2007

Name: Adam Eliot Kwaselow
Date of Birth: October 2, 1990
Race: Kwyjibo
Favorite Game: Chrono Trigger
First game played: Super Mario World
First game played through: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
Game played when bored in programming class with no new assignments: Marvel Vs. Capcom
Favorite breakfast cereal: Count Chocula
Fears: Bees, dolls, Samuel L. Jackson
Weaknesses: Knees, cardiovascular system, beautiful women
Pronounced: Kwazlo

Destructoid easily has the most British users out of any site I go to, and technically, I'm 1/4 British. I say technically because, although my grandfather was from Montreal, he became a citizen in 1932, 50 years before Canadian independence.

I'm a proud Michigander, and I appreciate some motherfucking jazz.

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