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2:57 PM on 05.25.2010

Finally, a web comic comes along to ask: Can Mario F*** It?

Hey Destructoid. It's been a while. I've been reading the front page every day, I just haven't really been back to the community. I haven't really had anything worth while to write about. Then summer started, and a friend of ...   read

4:11 PM on 12.20.2009


It appears Brittany Murphy, 32, has died this morning. Her death raises interesting questions: was it drugs? was it MURDER? and, most importantly, who the fuck is Brittany Murphy? Well, Wikipedia tells me she was the voice of...   read

12:57 PM on 10.19.2009

Faptoid 1. Why ask for directions when we can just use Google Faps?

Like many of you, I enjoy 2 things in life: video games and fapping. The great thing about video games is that they have many wimmenz in them for me to fap to. I find video game wimmenz easier to fap to than real life wimmenz...   read

8:32 AM on 10.18.2009

Why Destructoid's Extra Life Marathon Was A Bit Disappointing

I thoroughly enjoyed what I watched of the Extra Life marathon last night. I watched from about 10:45 AM until about 1:30 AM or so (I am a college student, and this is how I spent my Saturday night. Great fun was had by all. ...   read

3:32 PM on 02.15.2009

Randomtoid: Kittens - Inspired by Kittens [NVGR]

A friend of mine showed me this random clip today, and it made me realize that when I was a kid, I probably would have done the same thing. At the very least, the video should provide some "aww"s for the cuteness-loving crowd She is so hot   read

11:10 AM on 02.09.2009

How to play video games with your penis (don't worry, no pictures. But there is a SFW video)

Video games and masturbation have always gone together. From Custer's Revenge to Xtreme Beach Volleyball to Cho Aniki for some of you guys out there, many gamers have had to deal with the dilemma of having to pause because th...   read

11:55 AM on 01.26.2009

AIM FUN: a brand new text adventure!

I was talking online with a friend of mine, when he decided to try and fuck with me. However, since he is a friend, and not some random person who finds out about my AIM fun and then tries to IM me so they can have fun with m...   read

1:24 AM on 12.06.2008

Late Night Lulz: Old lady shoots em up

This video is easily the funniest thing I have seen all week. What started out as an audition shoot for an early Xbox 360 add turns into pure greatness when you take an old lady, and tell her to make pretend that she's shooting a gun. Enjoy   read

5:20 PM on 12.03.2008

My biggest regret from high school (NVGR)

Now that I'm almost done with my first semester of college, I find myself looking back on high school. I find myself thinking about all the things I did, all the things I didn't do, and all the times I showcased my horrible ...   read

11:44 AM on 11.23.2008

Free Dr. Pepper is free

Today is the day that Dr. Pepper lost a bet with himself. That bet was that Guns n' Roses wouldn't release Chinese Democracy in 2008. Well, it's still 2008, and Chinese Democracy is currently in music stores (and all over Rap...   read

12:56 PM on 11.01.2008

Should reason for creation factor into review scores?

Ever since Jim Sterling posted about whether or not hype should factor into review scores, I've been wondering if there's something else that should be factored into review scores for both games and movies. What should be fac...   read

4:17 PM on 10.16.2008

Palin Porn: Confirmed! NVGR. NSFW text

This just in: Larry Flynt recently put an add out on Craig's List looking for an adult film actress who could also act as a decent look-alike to Wasilla's "finest": Sarah Palin. It looks like Larry found his girl, and there w...   read

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