This one comes from Ripten, whoever the fuck they are. Apparently these are actual pictures of a real phone, available (illegally) only in China. Of course that should be no surprise to those of us who faithfully read the front page of Dtoid, as you may remember The Vii, a totally shameless rip off of the Wii. Those silly Chinese people, when will they learn about following the rules and laws of copyright?



Anyway, the thing is called a PS3 Game Player, as you can see from the above picture. According to the article this is from, it is a cell phone that has PlayStation style buttons, uses a Microsoft operating system, and plays Nintendo games. I've never really seen anything quite like it, and surely we never will here in the states or even in the UK, as it's definitely illegal.



As you can also see, this particular phone was made in the wonderful country of Koera. A quick search on Wiki tells us that apparently there is no such place. Perhaps the Chinese decided to take over Korea while we weren't looking and renamed it Koera out of spite. Hey, with the Chinese, you never fucking know. But anyway, all jokes aside, I must admit I would love to own this phone, and I'm not really a phone type of guy. I don't really like it when the whole world can call me anytime and I certainly don't like the idea that people can always find me when I have my phone. It's just weird, plus I like to be anonymous to the world. But I digress. My personal feelings are a different story for a different day.

On a totally different note, I'm currently listening to "The Girl Who Stole the Stars", off of the Chrono Cross Original Soundtrack. It's an amazing track, and you really should download it or something if you can. It's at once haunting and sad yet it also has a glimmer of hope. Beautiful song, courtesy of Yasunori Mitsuda. I love that guy.

And again, this time on a completely unrelated and non gaming note, here's a sweet sand sculpture of The Simpsons iconic Couch scene, from the opening credits:



Pretty fucking sweet. Only question now is, do I go play Assassin's Creed, or blog about it? Only fate can decide that one.