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Kevin Johnson is planning to take over the internet one small blog at a time. A Dartmouth grade with a penchant for having fun, drinking, and all things entertaining, Kevin will do his finest to add thoughtful, insightful looks at gaming and video games in general-- but do not worry, he can be just as snarky as the rest of the internet, 4chan excluded.

This person mainly has a "professional" blog at www.totalmediabridge.com; by "professional," he means it doesn't make money and it's really just a general showcase of his writing skill and blogging ability. In due time, however, he will improve it immensely in the months to go, along with a nice, super-secret project in the works. Stay Tuned!

Unfortunately, he isn't into the new gen-systems, because he can't afford them at the moment, due to the bad economy and student loans. But he still games when he can, mostly the unplayed favorites of the previous generation, and at the very least tries to stay current on what's going on, news wise.

So keep your eyes peeled for some particularly interesting stuff in the next year or so!

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I'm currently in the process of writing a Ratchet & Clank screenplay exclusively for Destructoid! It takes place between R&C4: Deadlocked (the last PS2 game) and R&C: Tools of Destruction (the first PS3 game). I know fan fics tend to get pushed aside as lame, but so far the criticism has been positive, so hopefully if you do decide to read this, you won't sigh in annoyance.

So enjoy!

Ratchet and Clank: All or Nothing

Part 1.

Part 2.

Part 3.

Part 4.

Part 5.

Part 6.

Part 7.

Part 8.

Part 9.

Part 10.

Part 11.

Part 12.

Part 13.

Part 14.

Part 15.

Part 16.

Part 17.

Part 18.

Updates every Monday, Wednesdays, and Fridays!

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Official PS3 Owner! (Plus some other Black Friday crap)
kjohnson1585 | 1:18 PM on 12.08.2009 19 comments


Hey! Hey! Listen!

I just acquired my PS3! I took advantage of Sony Style's Cyber Monday deal, after a terrible, terrible experience trying to exploit deals on Black Friday. Now, while I know it seems silly that people in this day and age are waking up at ungodly hours to fight the traffic and insane crowds, I sort of have a soft spot for it. For one thing, I'm a big guy (muscular wise), and have little to no fear of long lines and nutso crowds. I'll throw-down an old lady no problem. Secondly, I snagged some sweet deals last year, so I thought maybe I could go two-for-two.

Well, all I got was a head cold standing out in the rain.

I should have known it would be a disaster when I arrived at Wal-Mart at 4am to see the damn store open and ready, people walking in and out 1 hour before it was to officially open. Hell, they even set up the dividers and barriers for the people to stand in. Wow. And since neither the website nor the circular said anything about ticket holding or doorbuster deals or allowing some people in early, I was absolutely floored. Needless to say, the inside and staff was a mess. (Also, Staples didn't even carry an advertised laptop I wanted, so double fail on my part.)

I ended up getting both online, so, I wasted 24 hours and all I got was sick.

But lessons learned. Now I have the goods!



Even my dog was excited for me!



Or maybe she was just wondering what I was doing with that camera phone.

So I hooked it up with all it's HD glory, and it is sitting comfortably in my den.



I've been having a lot of fun with the games that it came bundled with -- the first Uncharted and Infamous. Also, I got Metal Gear Solid 4 off one of Amazon's lighting deals for 20 bucks. Sweet.

I'm now part of the new wave of gamers. I feel relevant now. My PSN name is kjohnson1585. I'm not too creative when it comes to nomenclature.

So, I hope to see ya'll around somewhere!

Oh... and: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT:



I most certainly do.



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CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 14:01
CelicaCrazed
Congrats dude!! Feel free to add me: CelicaCrazed.

I remember waking up to stand in line at Toys R' Us for 5am to get my Wii...3 times. I may hate doing it at the time but I always find it to be fun in a strange way.
Togail's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 14:02
Togail
Awesome, add me on PSN! I'm ravenharbor.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 14:12
randombullseye
Demon Soul's.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 14:14
Elsa
OH! Love the pic of your dog... she's a sweetie!!

Congrats on the new PS3... AWESOME!! Hope to see you online at some point!
(my PSN buddy list is unfortunately full... but if you get MAG and play Raven, then room can be made!) :)
Riegel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 15:38
Riegel88
DRiegel add away!
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 16:43
linuxguy
AWESOME! enjoy your new console.
PSN: nabil2199
join the fun
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 16:44
Takeshi
Welcome to the Dark Side. Hope you'll enjoy yourself playing that black beast. I know I am loving it since launch day.
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 19:01
linuxguy
@The RPGist: Die in a fire
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 19:04
pedrovay2003
Excellent, add me if you want. FireCrow1013

I love what the Slim looks like.
KINGof210's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 20:12
KINGof210
Congrats man!! Welcome to the family! Feel free to add me: KINGof210
kjohnson1585's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2009 09:54
kjohnson1585
Will add you all when I get home!

@The RPGist - it's all good. Firstly, I'm a generic dog lover. I cried at the "Jurassic Bark" episode of Futurama. It's my mom's dog, technically, but even pro football players and wrestlers would "Awwww" at a French poodle. I have no qualms about that.

And, heh, yeah, I do wanna play alot of PS exclusives. :P
Chaoticwolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2009 13:22
Chaoticwolf
DEMON'S SOULS, LITTLE BIG PLANET.


HURRY UP AND BUY
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2009 17:42
Red TheHaze Veron
add me, PSN: redthehaze

If you like racing games, get Burnout Paradise. Also MW2
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2009 18:27
theredpepperofdoom
UNCHARTED 2 GET IT.
Add me if you want, PSN: redpepperofdoom
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