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Princess Peach really is a ** teasing ***
kitae \| 3:50 AM on 06.04.2009	24 comments

Somehow I ended up going to a e3 themed burlesque show. The pictures say more than words ever could.

But wait, there's more, chun li also made an appearance

Samus? With a working light gun? I'm seriously not worthy. I love E3.

You wouldn't believe the photos I can't really post....

Also blood rayne and link (as a cute blonde) made an appearance. NOM!

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23 comments | showing # 1 to 23

10BobMarleys

Happened weeks ago dude, and was posted on Kotaku.
http://www.kotaku.com.au/2009/05/video-game-girls-go-burlesque-strip-off-their-varia-suits/

Technophile

Also this "dude" is a chick and there was another show just recently. As in last night.

Kitae, why didn't I get to meet you at the kare3oke party? I know you were there.

kitae

Hey 10bob, it was new to me happened a few hours ago :/ not my fault these girls strut their stuff regularly.

kitae

techno uhh I dunno! there were lots of people there! :D

Ckarasu

The only one that didn't hurt my eyes was the Chun Li one (still pretty bad). The Samus one looks particularly awful. I guess there are people that are attracted to this kinda thing.

Justice

They look alright, except for Samus as Ckarasu said. Her ego is too big for her helmet!

10BobMarleys

You type like a dude.

hood_954

This news was also posted here.

PhazonYoshi

:o

That's stupidly awesome.

@People saying "old", she just went, thus it just happened.
If Jesus came back, you wouldn't say "This already happened, 2000 years ago!" and ignore it, would you? ;)

MechaMonkey

@PhazonYoshi

Nope, I'm sure He'd get a ringing "TITS OR GTFO" instead.

zombiekiller13

I would have gone for the laughs. The Samus outfit looks like someone's Halloween costume. Granted, a costume that was worked on for months...but it still a little off.

Or...very off.

I went to a burlesque show a long time ago. Oddly enough, it was on my honeymoon. My wife and I wanted to see what they were like, and hey...we were in Vegas. So, why not?

The crowd was more entertaining than the dancers. Lots of old men (talking 60-70 year range), getting all excited for boobies. One guy in the front, who had to be in his 80's, would wave at each dancer when she'd walk in front of him. I kept turning to my wife and whispering, in an old man voice, "I like the boobies!"

Guagloves

Rosalina ftw!

seltzermx

I love how you start with "Somehow I ended up going to a e3 themed burlesque show", yet got all those pictures. Its like saying, "somehow, I wandered into a strip club, stayed for a few lap dances, and got titty-slapped".

Yeah, I'm sure those sorts of accidents happen. ;)

kitae

There were a lot of women at the show actually besides me! Burlesque is pretty fun it's more about the show than anything, and seriously, princess peach ... chun li ... samus ... who wouldn't enjoy that?

norm9

Awesome.

Doesn't look too sexy in stills, but I'm guessing when they're moving around doing the burlesque-come-hither type struts that its a lot more sexy.

Secret Cow

Looks like a lot of fun. Did they have any video-gamey shtick? Music, jokes, bad dances, anything like that?

KyleGamgee

I totally wanted to go to this last night, but it didn't work out. :( I hope you had a good time!

Nic128

Did peach took a Toad out of her ***** ?

Naim Master

Meh , Chun Li's thights were too small and Samus looked like a 60's science fiction show robot ...

Brian Szabelski

Needs more Mass Effect characters. ;)

Primo

needs more Valkyria Chronicles. :P

Qraze

stiffy time. chun li was not good. the peach and samus has my attention. post the naughtier pics! my chubb wants moar!

Aziel13

Samus can pew pew pew pew me any day of the week

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