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Sweet Mother Of God, It's Time For A Belated Secret Santa Post
king3vbo | 9:20 AM on 01.13.2010 22 comments




Look at that. That's right, look at that shit. Your jealousy knows no bounds. You can only stare at the pure, unrequited glory that is a 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand Ultra Special Edition. I mean, just look at that ball-smashing glory:

-Holy fuckbeans that's a towel with a quote written and signed by Fiddy himself, yo. Fuck yes I will let my dreamz take flight, Fiddy.
-Jesus tapdancing testicles look at that goddamn slipclover it is so baller
-Those custom ornaments will punch the shitstains right off of your Christmas tree
-Wear that crown to the club, get mad ladies all over your dick 50 Cent style
-Oh lawd, is dat a custom artbook? You bet your sweet virgin ass it is. Fiddy done drew it himself

...ok in all seriousness, this is why Dtoid Secret Santa is so awesome. The creativity and pure awesome behind this kickass gift from the glorious AgentMoo made me laugh so hard when I got it. Thanks brosef, though I'm still too scared to put the game in my Xbox, I'm afraid the game will steal all my stuff when I'm not looking.



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Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 10:01
Handy
That is...........incredible.
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 10:08
Andrew Kauz
Awesome! People, post all of the ridiculousness that you got in secret santa! I want to see it all!
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 10:33
taumpytears
Dude, you have to let me know what happens to that golden skull.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 11:20
PappaDukes
Jesus tapdancing testicles

Best exclamation ever!
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 12:15
BS3 Owner
No wonder Fiddy gots shots 9 times.
Just saying.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 12:39
Cataract
Sooooooo goooooooooooooooooooooood
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 12:49
Joanna Mueller
That's it, I'm totally doing this next year.
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 13:06
Senisan
racist
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 14:18
Wintersocks




To AgentMOO, for dat PIMP gift.
seltzermx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 14:24
seltzermx
Hmmm... what anime is that GIF in your profile from (the one in the rain with the beatdown)?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 15:42
king3vbo
I wish I knew, seltzer... I wish I knew
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 15:53
mourning orange
belated is the failcast way
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 15:55
EternalDeathSlayer
Play that shit. It's fun. Also, nice work Agent Moo
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 16:16
CelicaCrazed
Awesome stuff!
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 17:48
nebones
Very fucking nice.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 23:30
Aaron Mxy Yost
Awesome gift Moo!
funplay's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2011 10:52
funplay
These kind of post are always inspiring and I prefer to read quality content so I happy to find many good point here in the post, writing is simply great, thank you for the post
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