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Sweet Mother Of God, It's Time For A Belated Secret Santa Post
king3vbo | 9:20 AM on 01.13.2010 18 comments




Look at that. That's right, look at that shit. Your jealousy knows no bounds. You can only stare at the pure, unrequited glory that is a 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand Ultra Special Edition. I mean, just look at that ball-smashing glory:

-Holy fuckbeans that's a towel with a quote written and signed by Fiddy himself, yo. Fuck yes I will let my dreamz take flight, Fiddy.
-Jesus tapdancing testicles look at that goddamn slipclover it is so baller
-Those custom ornaments will punch the shitstains right off of your Christmas tree
-Wear that crown to the club, get mad ladies all over your dick 50 Cent style
-Oh lawd, is dat a custom artbook? You bet your sweet virgin ass it is. Fiddy done drew it himself

...ok in all seriousness, this is why Dtoid Secret Santa is so awesome. The creativity and pure awesome behind this kickass gift from the glorious AgentMoo made me laugh so hard when I got it. Thanks brosef, though I'm still too scared to put the game in my Xbox, I'm afraid the game will steal all my stuff when I'm not looking.



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Handy's Destructoid Blog
That is...........incredible.
Andrew Kauz's Destructoid Blog
Awesome! People, post all of the ridiculousness that you got in secret santa! I want to see it all!
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
Dude, you have to let me know what happens to that golden skull.
PappaDukes's Destructoid Blog
Jesus tapdancing testicles

Best exclamation ever!
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
No wonder Fiddy gots shots 9 times.
Just saying.
Cataract's Destructoid Blog
Sooooooo goooooooooooooooooooooood
Zodiac Eclipse's Destructoid Blog
That's it, I'm totally doing this next year.
Senisan82's Destructoid Blog
racist
Wintersocks's Destructoid Blog




To AgentMOO, for dat PIMP gift.
seltzermx's Destructoid Blog
Hmmm... what anime is that GIF in your profile from (the one in the rain with the beatdown)?
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
I wish I knew, seltzer... I wish I knew
mourning orange's Destructoid Blog
belated is the failcast way
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
Play that shit. It's fun. Also, nice work Agent Moo
CelicaCrazed's Destructoid Blog
Awesome stuff!
nebones's Destructoid Blog
Very fucking nice.
Mxyzptlk's Destructoid Blog
Awesome gift Moo!


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