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king3vbo \| 1:39 PM on 03.11.2010	59 comments

I'm delaying my blog about Yakuza III's potential to change the entire gaming industry to get this out of the way and quickly.

10. Jim Sterling.
I was here before him, and he took my fat guy shtick. HEY JIM I WAS THE ORIGINAL FAT GUY

9. Snaileb
I hate you because you left me here, all alone, in the cold. Where's the love, Snaileb? Where's the love?

8. Johnny Viral
K-ON Review: 11/10. Moe, it has it. How dare you disagree with my taste in anime.

7. Xzyliac
Your name is fucking hard to pronounce, and as a simpleton I demand easy user names.

6. Cataract
I don't necessarily hate you, I just hate guidos... so call it proxy hate, or something.

5. Blehman
Blehman is an unfunny asshole who thinks parodying me is the absolute height of hilarity. Also, he decided his username based on bleh, man.

4. Chrono Trigger
Wait I love this game what am I saying

3. Puppetpallmich
He made fun of me one time in Ventrillo 2 years ago and I've never forgotten, so now I tell everyone that Vent is full of assholes when really it's full of empty chat channels

2. De Bloo
This one time he beat me at Street Figher 4, and by this one time I mean every time.

1. Necros
Dead Space. Yaris. Special Editions. So much rage.

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Bob Muir

This is the greatest day of my life.

king3vbo

You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom. Good going douche, your dreams will come truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue

Cataract

For King, this is just Tuesday.

NoMore

And so a trend has started

itemforty

The battle for Canada has begun. Thank you for remembering where you came from, Charles.

JohnnyViral

Oh that tickled my funny bone.

TheCleaningGuy

We need more blogs like this. By which I mean more blogs by King.

de BLOO

MY EXISTENCE HAS BEEN VALIDATED

bluexy

3. Puppetpallmich
He made fun of me one time in Ventrillo 2 years ago and I've never forgotten, so now I tell everyone that Vent is full of assholes when really it's full of empty chat channels

YA! TAKE THAT! hahahahahahah

BulletTrain

Honorable Mention: Dead movie star

What's poppin?

Crunshii

dammit I didn't make it? time to fix that with a flame bait blog!

MonkeyKing1969

Someday I hope to matter enough to be hated by you.

Xzyliac

I enjoyed that.

Zill-E-Ack

Honestly I don't get why that's so difficult. Have you guys never had to read a word with an x, y, and z before?

BS3 Owner

I miss snaileb too. :/

Monodi

Why does nobody hate me? WHY!?

Occams electric toothbrush

@Monodi: If it helps, I'm waiting at your house with my tee ball bat and I'm going to kill you. /hate?

Tarvu

'Xzyliac' is pretty easy to pronounce, not much room for confusion. However reasoning about that kills the point of the blog. Dammit.

Monodi, I hate you like I hate dolphins. And I fucking loathe Dolphins.

CelicaCrazed

I don't find Xzyliac hard to pronounce but spelling it is a bitch at times.

Xyzliac?? Zxyliac?? Zyxliac?? Ah screw it. :P

Daxelman

Me not making this list is bias.

I mean, just look at my avatar....yeah...

Y0j1mb0

How the fuck do you pronounce Xzyliac?

Anybody?

garison

I fucking hate all those douchebags.

ace of knaves

With that asshole banned these blogs make no sense. Which is actually very funny.

Monodi

I say it like Kzee-lee-ack

fetusmilk

i ssee a new meme coming on

RonBurgandy2010

I'm not sure if I should be happy that I'm not here or sad because I wasn't important enough to mention.

Half left

If you hopped into IRC more often I might be higher on this list.

Steel Squirrel

Agreed. What a bunch of shitheads.

aborto thefetus

Damn. I haven't been trying hard enough.

keener

you went with xzyliac over mxyzptlk?

king3vbo

I agree, Halfleft

Dynamic Sheep

Original C-Blog preserved through the powers of the internet for Xzyliac's (Zyzyx's?) grandchildren.

Los255

[i]7. Xzyliac
Your name is fucking hard to pronounce, and as a simpleton I demand easy user names.[/i]

I don't know about you guys, but the irony is intense with this one.

smurfee mcgee

Daxelman

Yes, Birthmark Banned!

Drunkcast

I'm kind of offended I didn't make this list.

Snaileb

No, U!

:)

Snaileb

Also next year I'm voting blehmeng for #1 or president whatever

Also more king blogs!

Jonathan Holmes

Yakuza 3 is pretty awesome, isn't it?

Chris Carter

I hate Blehman as well.

I AM 100% SERIOUS.

theredpepperofdoom

King, you are amazing.
Also Necros makes me rage like an angry bull in a smelly barroom.

007

It's funny that you don't hate me because uh... I hate you.

(JK I <3 my king3vboz)

ArrestedDeveloper

I hate all you guys.

bottled dark

im not here :(

wanderingpixel

The fuck? I'm not good enough or you to hate? After all I've done!

Senisan

Heaters gonna heat.

AgentMOO

Hatters gonna hat

Takeshi

This is so biased it hurts.

BluDesign

I agree with most of this list, except for the part where I was fat first.

sprldr

Someday, perhaps I will be on a list. Someday.

Jim Sterling

I cannot be on this list. It's been long established that I hate the community and everybody in it. I cannot be considered a member.

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