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How You Know You're Too Much Of A Nerd
king3vbo | 9:10 AM on 02.26.2008 46 comments


When you see this:


And the first thing to pop into your head is this:


Then you begin to laugh histerically inside of a Borders bookstore, only to be asked by an employee: "Do you need any sort of help sir? You're freaking out the other customers"



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LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:12
LarkOhiya
thats not the first thing that comes to everyones mind?
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:14
Kryptinite
LOL.....that's hilarious! I'm guess I'm on the safe side of nerdville, I didn't make that connection.
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:15
Scape
Same thing happened to me. But then again Pokemon was really, really popular..really.
Seth338's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:15
Seth338
The first thing that came to my mind was "what an awesome monopoly board"
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:16
ShawnKelfonne
Ehhhhh.... I'd hold out for the Steelix edition myself.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:20
aborto thefetus
The first thing that came to my mind was "waste of money."

Seriously, how many fucking monopoly boards do we need?
TNTv's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:30
TNTv
I'm scared.
Surf314's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:34
Surf314
The first thing I thought of is it's too pretty to throw against a wall. I hate Monopoly like an Irish hit man hates Bruges. But I've been there before. Me and a friend were in a Walmart looking for toy light sabers so we asked a clerk and then suddenly realized we were too old for them. The guy gave us a weird look so my friend blurted out "it's uhh for my brother Tim." It was of course around Christmas so he couldn't help adding "we call him tiny Tim because, he's uhh really short." And then I couldn't help adding "yea and that damn scrooge won't let him have one." And then we ran away because we were laughing way too hard and I think the guy was about to call security.
Gaeamil's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:38
Gaeamil
Sooooo... WHY shouldn't that be the first thing to pop into your mind?

lol, I know. That did make me laugh, though.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:39
blehman
Is the answer "bewbs"? Or, wait, wait, "b00bs"...
stevephoenix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:41
stevephoenix
sir this is pure win.

i take my hat and monocle off to you.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:46
BluDesign
I agree with bleh.

Then again, everything makes me think of bewbs.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:49
shipero
This guy has the same problem. Although it could be argued that being a biologist is a good indicator of being a too much of a nerd in and of itself.


tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 09:58
tazarthayoot
NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 10:10
Brian Szabelski
LOL, I thought of that, too.
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 10:15
gotdurnrite
I don't get it. Is that thing's name Onyx?
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 10:16
Neonie
That's actually the first thing I think of everytime I hear the word Onyx.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 10:21
king3vbo
Its not JUST the pokemon Onyx, but the top hat and cane and monocle that made it so funny to me
gotdurnrite's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 10:24
gotdurnrite
Oooooooooooh. That's a pokemon named Onyx. Either I'm too old or not a big enough nerd.

It's probably a mix of the too.
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 10:27
Tragic Hero
Thats pretty funny. I wonder if the Onyx edition of Monopoly sucks as bad as the Onyx pokemon though. Seriously, Onyx is nearly as worthless as farfetch'd
Samson's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 10:31
Samson
Who's that Pokemon!?

It's the Monopoly Guy!
flynsk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 10:44
flynsk
Ha!

The first thing I thought was that you could put a Ouija board under the clear part and play MonopOuija.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 10:48
blehman
Also, whenever I hear or see the word onyx I think of "Slam".
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 11:07
bloodylip
blehman wins.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 11:30
Samit Sarkar
Ahahaha, that’s awesome...I thought of just the Pokémon, but the top hat and monocle really make it that much better. You know what’s really bad? Walking around New York City listening to RFGO! or Podtoid. It’s really hard to keep myself from laughing out loud, and then people give me these strange looks like I’m going insane...
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 11:31
Snaileb
And Im not buying another Monopoly until they invent a better way to hold your cash. Im still pulling Monopoly money out of my cushions circa 1989.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 12:04
HarassmentPanda
@blehman

I thought the same thing! I saw the "Onyx Edition" at Barnes & Noble one day and I thought it was going to be some badass rap edition of Monopoly... no such luck. It was black though.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 12:09
Rockvillian
@Snail

A good monopoly player has his own methods - I stick them under the board, and I'm thinking I'll start actually putting it in my wallet, for realness!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 12:17
BlindsideDork
Wait, Jim Sterling is a Pokemon?
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 12:25
Tragic Hero
@Snaileb

They have a special edition monopoly where the transactions are done through credit card. So there really isn't anymore money instead you just swipe a card when you pay taxes or buy a property
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 13:03
vexed alex
...That's the first thing I thought of....

STERLING ONIX FTW!
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 13:05
nademagnet
I can honestly say that I have never played a Pokemon game.
srfmrf007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 13:06
srfmrf007
blehman...let the boys be be boys. Slam da da da
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 13:06
Guagloves
LOL

Onyx w/ Monocle is WIN
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 13:25
vexed alex
@ nademagnet

I feel so sorry for you. Pick up the DS one.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 13:25
Knivy
"Fancy monopoly looks fancy", that's the first thing I thought. Then i laughed with the monocle equipped Onyx .
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 14:03
Snaileb
I want a monopoly wallet for my play money.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 14:56
PrinceofCannedPeaches
Omigod, that rocksnake looks like Jim!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:09
Darren Nakamura
I'll admit, that's what I thought of too.
Urashima's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2008 15:36
Urashima
Used a MONOCLE on Onyx.

WHAT...ONYX IS EVOLVING?!?

ONYX EVOLVED INTO YE OLDE ONYX!

NOW YE OLDE ONYX, USE ROCKSLIDE!

"...'at's a'bunch'a rubbish. I'm headin' down to the Footy match, I've got seats that are in the middle of the pitch, eh wot."
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 02:53
Bob Muir
This is amazing.
PwnDaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 21:00
PwnDaddy
That's pretty funny, I'll still wait on the kids Chemistry Set that lets you do equations about half-life and radioactivity.
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2008 01:41
MatCD
Dude, Onyx is TIGHT! Why the hell isn't he in Brawl?!?!?
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