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Crazy SSBB Babelfish Translations Vol. 5
king3vbo | 12:55 PM on 11.29.2007 7 comments


O god, here we go again! Its time for another rendition of Crazy SSBB Babelfish Translations!!!

Here be the links to the old ones:
Vol.4
Vol.3
Vol.2
Vol.1

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"It’s the return of Events! This is a single-player mode in which you battle through predetermined situations."

becomes

"Event game, revival! !
This fights with the situation which is set, the game for the one person."

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"Two Trouble Kings"

becomes

"Annoyance Daio of Cover" (.....uhhh wut?)

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"Destroy all the terrain in Skyworld!
Wario both gets in the way and helps out?"

becomes

"In the sky boundary, break all topographies!
Wario is the disturbance, is help?"

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And my personal favorite...

"Punch to pummelpummelpummelpummel!" (Yes thats on the English site)

becomes

"Punch repeated hitting repeated hitting repeated hitting repeated hitting repeated hitting!" !

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And this... well this just made me chuckle:



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Rockvillian's Destructoid Blog
Hahahahahaha

From now on, I will forever call the terrain in Skyworld, "topographies".

destroying the topographies destroying the topographies destroying the topographies destroying the topographies destroying the topographies
n00bMeiSter's Destructoid Blog
what language are you translating to/from?
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
English

becomes

Japanese translated to English via Babelfish
PsychoSoldier's Destructoid Blog
Annoyance Daio of Cover!!
So going to use that now
Fleet3000's Destructoid Blog
funny, but what was the point of the screen shot comparison thing?
nademagnet's Destructoid Blog
4:3 vs 16:9???
Necros's Destructoid Blog
This usual picture.
This picture of wide.
This English of broken.


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