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Crazy SSBB Babelfish Translations Vol. 5
king3vbo \| 12:55 PM on 11.29.2007	7 comments

O god, here we go again! Its time for another rendition of Crazy SSBB Babelfish Translations!!!

Here be the links to the old ones:
Vol.4
Vol.3
Vol.2
Vol.1

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"It�s the return of Events! This is a single-player mode in which you battle through predetermined situations."

becomes

"Event game, revival! !
This fights with the situation which is set, the game for the one person."

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"Two Trouble Kings"

becomes

"Annoyance Daio of Cover" (.....uhhh wut?)

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"Destroy all the terrain in Skyworld!
Wario both gets in the way and helps out?"

becomes

"In the sky boundary, break all topographies!
Wario is the disturbance, is help?"

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And my personal favorite...

"Punch to pummelpummelpummelpummel!" (Yes thats on the English site)

becomes

"Punch repeated hitting repeated hitting repeated hitting repeated hitting repeated hitting!" !

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And this... well this just made me chuckle:

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7 comments | showing # 1 to 7

Rockvillian

Hahahahahaha

From now on, I will forever call the terrain in Skyworld, "topographies".

destroying the topographies destroying the topographies destroying the topographies destroying the topographies destroying the topographies

n00bMeiSter

what language are you translating to/from?

king3vbo

English

becomes

Japanese translated to English via Babelfish

PsychoSoldier

Annoyance Daio of Cover!!
So going to use that now

Fleet3000

funny, but what was the point of the screen shot comparison thing?

nademagnet

4:3 vs 16:9???

Necros

This usual picture.
This picture of wide.
This English of broken.

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