O god, here we go again! Its time for another rendition of Crazy SSBB Babelfish Translations!!!
Here be the links to the old ones:
Vol.4
Vol.3
Vol.2
Vol.1
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"It’s the return of Events! This is a single-player mode in which you battle through predetermined situations."
becomes
"Event game, revival! !
This fights with the situation which is set, the game for the one person."
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"Two Trouble Kings"
becomes
"Annoyance Daio of Cover" (.....uhhh wut?)
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"Destroy all the terrain in Skyworld!
Wario both gets in the way and helps out?"
becomes
"In the sky boundary, break all topographies!
Wario is the disturbance, is help?"
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And my personal favorite...
"Punch to pummelpummelpummelpummel!" (Yes thats on the English site)
becomes
"Punch repeated hitting repeated hitting repeated hitting repeated hitting repeated hitting!" !
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And this... well this just made me chuckle:
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