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Crazy SSBB Babelfish Translations Vol 2.
king3vbo | 3:06 PM on 11.05.2007 7 comments




Once again, I am bored at work... therefore more crazy Smash Bros Translations to waste some time! In case you are not familiar with what I am doing, I take the text from the English Super Smash Bros. Brawl site, then I compare it to what happens when I run the Japanese site equivalent through Babelfish. Many lulz follow. So here we go kiddies, round 2!

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As the match begins, the characters enter the screen with signature moves!
These fun appearances have been revived in Super Smash Bros. Brawl!

becomes

When starting the tournament, the character thinks, with action of thinking It goes inside the picture! !
Such pleasant production revives, Super Smash Bros. Brawl with.

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The condor appears! It’s the Ice Climbers.

becomes

Condor appearance! Ice climber.

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The field is swallowed by darkness, and Meta Knight slices strongly through it.
Enemies get launched helplessly. Talk about cool.

becomes

Around in the darkness the walnut, the meta knight whom it is accustomed to cutting strongly.
The not accumulating launching the enemy which it flies.
How good it is to be is.

(How did walnut get in there???)


Anyways, thats all for this week... In retrospect, I lol'd



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FuriousGeorge's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 15:46
FuriousGeorge
oh beatiful engrish
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 16:59
Tron Knotts
Walnut > All your base.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 17:32
Spartacus
You have revived a pleasant production, King.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/05/2007 23:13
Bob Muir
Walnut? Seriously?
SchickOuttaShape's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 19:45
SchickOuttaShape
w-o-w. good on you. walnut....just....wow.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/27/2007 17:20
PrinceofCannedPeaches
Around in the darkness... the walnut!

Sounds like a ridiculous horror movie.
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