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Preparing To Unleash My Rage On GTA IV
 by kezins on 04.23.2008      5 comments






Why do people play games? There's endless reasons and I certainly have my own reasons for being really hyped up about Grand Theft Auto IV. I play UNO on Xbox LIVE when I'm extremely bored, but too tired to use my brain. I play Halo 3 to keep in touch with friends in far off places. I really have different reasons for playing the wide range of games I get into.

Grand Theft Auto IV is going to be my escape from reality. To be honest, I've been in a really bad mood for about a year now and have yet to really unleash my anger and rage on anything. I'm thinking there's no better way to do that than to smack down as many people as I possibly can during my time in the big city. This probably would make me sound like a violent guy to all the Jack Thompson douche bags out there, but who care? I'm actually extremely peaceful and the type of guy who would give my last nickel to someone who needed it more than me. Games have always been my escape from reality and I'm looking forward to escaping once again next week.

Dane Cook once mentioned that all guys have a secret desire to own a monkey and to be part of a heist. I guess I'm still too level headed in the real world to be part of a heist, but GTA IV will fill in nicely for the time being. It's too bad there's no pet monkey involved with GTA IV, but it's worth shooting the idea to RockStar for part V.

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There are 5 comments about this post:
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
liam2015 says:
(# 0) on 04/23/2008 15:14
Holy shit, I want to have a monkey and be part of a heist.

*added to life goals*
kezins's Destructoid Blog
kezins says:
(# 1) on 04/23/2008 15:19
you know there is something that's just cool about having a monkey. Believe me.. I asked my wife a couple times recently if I could have one. Now I realize I should have purchased the monkey prior to getting married, then she wouldn't have been able to say no.

I just wonder how many really badass YouTube videos I could post with the adventures the monkey and I would have. I'd probably also train him to play the Wii.
Rockvillian's Destructoid Blog
Rockvillian says:
(# 2) on 04/23/2008 16:56
Monkeys shouldn't be in movies anymore. Seriously, a monkey? Was it hurt while filming? Did you beat it? I don't think it signed a waiver or anything.

(in reference to The Flintstones mov- I mean, that piece of shi- I mean, Spy Kid- I mean, Speed Racer)
Clockwork's Destructoid Blog
Clockwork says:
(# 3) on 04/23/2008 19:07
Dude, that Dane Cook heist joke is so true. I can't wait to rob Liberty City Bank, man.
kezins's Destructoid Blog
kezins says:
(# 4) on 04/24/2008 09:20
yeah. people would bitch about the monkey thing but maybe society will eventually loosen up, but probably not. Eventually it's going to be like that sci-fi movie where the guy was walking around and said "fuck" and a fine was instantly printed out of the wall next to him. I really do expect that kind of shit to happen as we get further into the future.

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Name: Will aka "Kezins"

Occupation: Freelance Writer/Visual Artist/Marketing Consultant


Hey all. My name is Will aka "Kezins". I'm a former news editor and marketing-promotion assistant for Ziff Davis Media. I handed in my resignation on March 19 for numerous reasons and decided to return to the world of freelance writing. During my time with ZD, I primarily wrote on Gaming Today (news.filefront.com).

I'm into all things gaming, particularly retro games and pretty much anything RPG related.

Currently, I'm doing some writing on my own blog (kezins.com) and always have projects going on the side. I may return to writing for a major site one day, but it would have to be a cool one. It's never about the money with me.

Other possibly interesting facts about me: I'm an honorably discharged U.S. Army combat veteran. I'm a die-hard Virginia Tech Hokie. My favorite place on earth is a tie between NYC and Aruba. I'm ambidextrous. I consider myself a visual artist on the side.

Feel free to drop me a line anytime.

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