Someone just sent me this video link on Twitter and I haven't seen it on any gaming sites. My mind has also been so warped by this evil internet that I'm not even sure what NSFW really is anymore, but I'm pretty sure this is not safe for work, but not too nasty.
Video description: "Le Sexoflex performs their hit single, "Marriott Cock Squat," at Dragon*Con 2008. Featuring Miss Lady Flex, Princess Genius, Peep Peep & Vas D".
For whatever reason, I felt like posting this but I'm too tired to really know what I think about it. I guess what bothers me the most about the video is the guy on the escalator at the end with the weird mullet-ish haircut.
@kezins come to dragoncon, it's the shit. Last year we got stuck in an elevator in the marriot with fucking Kevin Sorbo when he was drunk as shit... We were stuck on like the 48th floor with hercules and he went on a rant about how boobs were akin to potato chips because at the end of the day, you couldn't eat just one...
I'm really thinking of heading down for it this year. After watching this video, I pretty much know something real crazy will happen leading to some good blogging.
I'll be the guy standing around looking like i'm too cool to be there, and not getting layed.
Also, i will piss my pants when i see Newt from Aliens or Brad Dourif, confirmed!
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I don't know wtf I just saw but I think I jizzed in my pants...
for the most part I liked it kudos
@Chrono: yeah. I wasn't really sure what I saw either but I'm thinking about maybe going to this Dragon Con deal this year :)
That is just plain not safe for viewing, although I agree the ending sold it.
uh..wat?
I'm not sure what I just saw...
I think the banana penetrating the donut justifies the NSFW, good call.
Conor. It's OK. I won't tell anyone about your erection.
Woah... akward video. Agreed with agentmoo though.
Yeah it was weird. the mullter guy still bothers me though. I can't figure out if it was planned or random.
@kezins come to dragoncon, it's the shit. Last year we got stuck in an elevator in the marriot with fucking Kevin Sorbo when he was drunk as shit... We were stuck on like the 48th floor with hercules and he went on a rant about how boobs were akin to potato chips because at the end of the day, you couldn't eat just one...
Yeah, I've been to DragonCon a few times. Pretty much everybody gets shitfaced.
Ogo2k, Kevin Sorbo is apparently more of a genius than I initially thought. That is a profound theory he has suggested.
Too bad it wasn't Lucy Lawless stuck in that elevator, though.
Wow. Glad I missed that.
I'm really thinking of heading down for it this year. After watching this video, I pretty much know something real crazy will happen leading to some good blogging.
being stuck in an elevator with a drunk Hercules could be a funny experience.
Dragon Con is a hell of a place.
This song is strangely accurate of the goings on at Dragon Con.
we all meet at dragon*con
K.
I'll be the guy standing around looking like i'm too cool to be there, and not getting layed.
Also, i will piss my pants when i see Newt from Aliens or Brad Dourif, confirmed!
@Bullettrain: that's kind of funny. When you go to the Dragon Con website, you don't see this.