My name is Will aka "Kezins". I'm an honorably discharged U.S. Army Veteran and currently live in Beckley, West Virginia. Destructoid has been one of my favorite game sites for quite a while and I definitely enjoy the atmosphere quite a bit. I blogged about video games from 2005 until early 2010 including time as a news editor and marketing assistant for Ziff Davis Media (1Up Network) from 2006-2007. I'm easy going, so feel free to send me a message anytime. I currently game on the PS3, 360, Wii,PC, DS and Dreamcast.
Someone just sent me this video link on Twitter and I haven't seen it on any gaming sites. My mind has also been so warped by this evil internet that I'm not even sure what NSFW really is anymore, but I'm pretty sure this is not safe for work, but not too nasty.
Video description: "Le Sexoflex performs their hit single, "Marriott Cock Squat," at Dragon*Con 2008. Featuring Miss Lady Flex, Princess Genius, Peep Peep & Vas D".
For whatever reason, I felt like posting this but I'm too tired to really know what I think about it. I guess what bothers me the most about the video is the guy on the escalator at the end with the weird mullet-ish haircut.
@kezins come to dragoncon, it's the shit. Last year we got stuck in an elevator in the marriot with fucking Kevin Sorbo when he was drunk as shit... We were stuck on like the 48th floor with hercules and he went on a rant about how boobs were akin to potato chips because at the end of the day, you couldn't eat just one...
I'm really thinking of heading down for it this year. After watching this video, I pretty much know something real crazy will happen leading to some good blogging.
I'll be the guy standing around looking like i'm too cool to be there, and not getting layed.
Also, i will piss my pants when i see Newt from Aliens or Brad Dourif, confirmed!
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Too bad it wasn't Lucy Lawless stuck in that elevator, though.
This song is strangely accurate of the goings on at Dragon Con.
Also, i will piss my pants when i see Newt from Aliens or Brad Dourif, confirmed!