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Ninja Gaiden Suckma
keyrat \| 9:00 AM on 09.01.2007	9 comments

Dear Tomonobu Itagaki,

You're a fucking loser. While you may think it clever, funny, or hot to put huge double-F cups on all your female characters, it makes your games look retarded. I honestly believe you added Rachel to Ninja Gaiden solely so you could wank at virtual boobs during the development; playing with her seems more uninspired than your lame counter system for DOA.

By the way, could you please make the time between dying and restarting a little longer? I love to take half-hour breaks every time I die at a boss battle. Maybe you could bump it up a bit so I can finish some Michener I have laying around.

Thanks,

me.

(Ninja Gaiden Sigma - 8/10)

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8 comments | showing # 1 to 8

JACK of No Trades

Nothing wrong with F cup breast unless you a fag. I beat Ninja Gaiden Black on reg Xbox. Maybe you need to play a the Ninja Dod difficulty?

BTW, Tomonobu Itagaki fucking rocks. Stop crying about a game "YOU" gave a 8/10, that fucking stupid. If it was a 3/10 maybe you could wine. Nothing is ever good enough for people.

ninjon

Rachels huge jugs aside, Ninja Gaiden is the best ninja game out there. I'll never get sick of that game no matter how many times they recreate it.

BluFire

I agree that enormous breasts in video games gets really annoying. Sometimes it just pisses me off. I want a few more realistic women in games. With regular breasts. I'm not a fag, I'm just not super-horny and I don't feel like being treated as if I AM super-horny.

Morrius

Same here. It's funny if you're 14. As a 23 year old, it's a little pathetic and embarrasing...

...What the hell did I just read?

Isn't the title Ninja Gaiden Suckma? Didn't you just call Team Ninja a bunch of wankers?

How the hell are you giving it an 8/10?

Wedge

I didn't really care to much about the PS3 version, as most of the new content seemed to involve that ugly bitch. Still a great game, but I don't think you're getting much over Ninja Gaiden: Black.

atheistium

yet you still give it an 8!

keyrat

Guys, this blog is about complaints; the things that suck about games/industry. Ninja Gaiden is a great game, but I'm here to call out the bad parts and blow them out of porportion.

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