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I'll play any game that's remotely fun, although my favorite type of game is fighting games, even the crappy stuff. I'll play some muhfucking Rise of the Robots if I feel the need.I also apparently resemble comedian Sinbad.Some of my favorite games would be:

Super Street Fighter 2
Street Fighter 3 3rd Strike
Mega Man 1-7
Parappa The Rapper 1-2
Fist of the North Star
Guilty Gear XX Accent Core
Marvel VS Capcom 2
Capcom VS SNK 2
SVC Chaos
King of Fighters 94-2003
King of Fighters XI
Killer Instinct 1-2
Sengoku Basara Cross
Dragon Ball Z Budokai 3
Armored Core Last Raven
Fire Pro Wrestling Returns
Super Dragon Ball Z
Gundam Wing Endless Duel

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The TRUE Definition of a "Hardcore" Gamer
kevkevblazini | 11:33 AM on 07.28.2008 50 comments


From reading some of the comments posted on this site, and others similar to this site, I think I have FINALLY figured what a TRUE "hardcore" gamer is.A "Hardcore" gamer is NOT someone who plays any game and finds fun in it, OH NOOO.I've SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!!!! Here are the defining characteristics of a TRUE "Hardcore" gamer, from what I have gathered:

1.A "Hardcore" gamer will bash a game that hasn't been released yet if it doesn't meet his standards, despite not ever playing the game, or how incomplete it is.

2.A "Hardcore" gamer will bitch about not having a japanese language track in an anime based game,despite not speaking one word of japanese.

3.A "Hardcore" gamer needs his graphics to be as plasticine, brown and HD as humanly possible.He'll even go as far as count the muthafucking pixels to make sure his shit isn't some lowly upscaled shit.

4.A "Hardcore" gamer's video game console needs to be able to program games, play 20 seasons of Dragonball Z on one disk, split muthafucking atoms to cure cancer,display video resolutions from the year 2012,sound like a lawn mower, and weigh the amount of a healthy toddler.Playing video games is a nice extra too.

5.A "Hardcore" gamer needs extra copious amounts of First Person in his games.

6.A "Hardcore" gamer regularly goes into a blog about systems he doesn't own or has never even played, and shits on them, cause it's HARDCORE!!!Similarly, A "Hardcore" gamer writes 3,789,546,789,123,234,456 blogs about how bad Nintendo's press conference at E3 sucked, despite not even owning a Wii OR DS.

7.A "Hardcore" gamer will drink your milkshake if your TV doesn't take up at least 45% of your wall.

8.A "Hardcore" gamer lists every system he owns, what peripherals he has on the system, every game he owns, and what his systems are hooked up to in his profile.Like I REALLY give a fuck.

9.A "Hardcore" gamer will probably take all this shit personally, and flame me in the comments section.

So, in closing, I'd like to thank The Destructoid Community for saving my soul, and showing me what it means to be a TRUE "Hardcore" gamer.THANK YOU!!!!!



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TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 12:40
TheDreadHawk
I expect a shitstorm, lol.
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 12:40
dephect
A "hardcore" douche bag makes this blog!!!
kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 12:42
kevkevblazini
Dephect:

A hit dog WILL holler dude.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 12:53
Scrixx
9. A HARDCORE GAMER DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS BLOG.
Soggy Toast's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 12:56
Soggy Toast
That sounds about right.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 12:57
Tubatic
Welcome to Destructoid. We lobby criticism about our hobby in a way that is not sugar coated or forgiving.

You'll fit right in.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 12:58
vexed alex
You guys remember back in high school where you had the punks who would constantly shit on each other for being "posers." This is exactly what this blog is like.

"What, dude? Naw, man. That shit ain't hardcore gamer. You're a poser, man."
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:03
bbrigg1
Are you Sinbad?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:04
blehman
My favorite part: "A hardcore gamers console needs to...split muthafucking atoms to cure cancer..."

Nice. Also, cocks.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:07
EternalDeathSlayer
Vexed Alex wins. So true.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:08
MrSadistic
Yeah, you pretty much are the Sinbad of Destructoid.
kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:09
kevkevblazini
Mrsadistic:
Is that a good thing????I'm pretty sure it isn't, but I'm gonna act like it is anyway.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:10
Endstiem
Number 6 describes a fanboy, as opposed to a hardcore gamer.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:12
MrSadistic
With Sinbad, it's always a good thing.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:22
RonBurgandy2010
OK, let's see what's happening in this blog...................ok, just a fail blog, on to the next one...................oh, artificial beavers huh?.....................
kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:27
kevkevblazini
I need to write stupid shit more often, apparently.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:39
galagabug


i like them.
kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:42
kevkevblazini
LAWL@ the amount of feelings caught over this. MY BAD.
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:45
bbrigg1
Hey, tell us the one about trying to drink a McDonald's milk shake.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:45
Mushman
SINBAD THE SAILOR................ MUTHAFUCKER










Fuck the comedian, you're a GODAMN PIRATE!!!


;) :)
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:45
king3vbo


ITS SINBAD TIME
kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:49
kevkevblazini
I'm a PIRATE.
SWEET.
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:51
bbrigg1
Yea, if by "pirate" you mean this:
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:52
Mushman
*looks at first picture again*

Not to mention a possible rapist, WTF is going on in that pic??????????
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 13:57
MrSadistic
Sinbad's role in the classic 1991 sports comedy Necessary Roughness garnered an Oscar nomination.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 14:03
Mushman
@Sadistic


O RLY?


kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 14:12
kevkevblazini
I'm aight with looking like Sinbad. It's SINBAD.

I also didn't think nobody was gonna take any of this shit serious to the point I was gonna get called rapists and be sent crazy ass emails, but HEY WTF ever, LAWL. It's awesome, really.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 14:16
RonBurgandy2010
Hey, STOP LAUGHING!!!! WE'RE TRYING TO CRUSH YOU!!!!
kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 14:20
kevkevblazini
OHNOEZ, I'm Being picked on!!!!!!

Try harder RON.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 14:21
Mushman
Ignore Ron, what stupid fucks sent you emails???????????

I hope they dic weed fanboys.

Also, dude, ma comments AIN'T SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL, sorry if you thought that
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 14:24
Mushman
here's a free monica belluci to make peace,


kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 14:30
kevkevblazini
Mushman, I figured your comments were about as serious as this blog. 'Preciate the Monica Bellucci.
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 14:45
Geoff Henao
I approve of the boobs.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:19
RonBurgandy2010
I was just kidding too man, here's something to make peace:


Don't even pretend that you don't love it.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:27
Mushman
LOL @ RON
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:28
Aaron Mxy Yost
I approve of the turtles.
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:34
free touch
First of, even though Monica Bellucci is hawt, that pic is super shooped. Watch her in movies or in real life, she has like ||||||||||||||||||| this many lines in her face.

Secondly KevKev, you are now my friend, because you speak gigantic mounds of truth. All the proof of troof needed is the crazy emails... which you should post so we can laugh at them.
kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:11
kevkevblazini
Free, I'm seriously tempted to put some cats on blast......Like Megan Fox naked with a sushi bar in her asscrack in front of me right now tempted.
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:23
dephect
Ebonics.
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:30
Too Much Coffee Man
I have the (current gen) systems i own in my blog. but that's more of a categorization of which games im actively playing.

i think the main trait of a "hardcore" gamer is that he thinks if someone disagrees w/ him that person is wrong. also happens to be the trait of fanboys.
Lithium's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 17:31
Lithium
lmao best blog post evar
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 18:24
Joseph Leray
slowclap.jpg
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 18:34
free touch
Don't need no sushi on that ass, just a post-it note with the words "open for business" on it.
kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 19:43
kevkevblazini
I'd like to apologize to everyone who visited Whorelando because of this post.All Ho Cards pulled will be returned shortly.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 20:34
ScottyG
So... Sinbad is the next longcat?
kevkevblazini's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 20:41
kevkevblazini
who is longcat
Hoodie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2008 10:40
Hoodie
I thought this was funny.
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