From reading some of the comments posted on this site, and others similar to this site, I think I have FINALLY figured what a TRUE "hardcore" gamer is.A "Hardcore" gamer is NOT someone who plays any game and finds fun in it, OH NOOO.I've SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!!!! Here are the defining characteristics of a TRUE "Hardcore" gamer, from what I have gathered:
1.A "Hardcore" gamer will bash a game that hasn't been released yet if it doesn't meet his standards, despite not ever playing the game, or how incomplete it is.
2.A "Hardcore" gamer will bitch about not having a japanese language track in an anime based game,despite not speaking one word of japanese.
3.A "Hardcore" gamer needs his graphics to be as plasticine, brown and HD as humanly possible.He'll even go as far as count the muthafucking pixels to make sure his shit isn't some lowly upscaled shit.
4.A "Hardcore" gamer's video game console needs to be able to program games, play 20 seasons of Dragonball Z on one disk, split muthafucking atoms to cure cancer,display video resolutions from the year 2012,sound like a lawn mower, and weigh the amount of a healthy toddler.Playing video games is a nice extra too.
5.A "Hardcore" gamer needs extra copious amounts of First Person in his games.
6.A "Hardcore" gamer regularly goes into a blog about systems he doesn't own or has never even played, and shits on them, cause it's HARDCORE!!!Similarly, A "Hardcore" gamer writes 3,789,546,789,123,234,456 blogs about how bad Nintendo's press conference at E3 sucked, despite not even owning a Wii OR DS.
7.A "Hardcore" gamer will drink your milkshake if your TV doesn't take up at least 45% of your wall.
8.A "Hardcore" gamer lists every system he owns, what peripherals he has on the system, every game he owns, and what his systems are hooked up to in his profile.Like I REALLY give a fuck.
9.A "Hardcore" gamer will probably take all this shit personally, and flame me in the comments section.
So, in closing, I'd like to thank The Destructoid Community for saving my soul, and showing me what it means to be a TRUE "Hardcore" gamer.THANK YOU!!!!!
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A hit dog WILL holler dude.
You'll fit right in.
"What, dude? Naw, man. That shit ain't hardcore gamer. You're a poser, man."
Nice. Also, cocks.
Is that a good thing????I'm pretty sure it isn't, but I'm gonna act like it is anyway.
i like them.
Fuck the comedian, you're a GODAMN PIRATE!!!
;) :)
ITS SINBAD TIME
SWEET.
Not to mention a possible rapist, WTF is going on in that pic??????????
O RLY?
I also didn't think nobody was gonna take any of this shit serious to the point I was gonna get called rapists and be sent crazy ass emails, but HEY WTF ever, LAWL. It's awesome, really.
Try harder RON.
I hope they dic weed fanboys.
Also, dude, ma comments AIN'T SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL, sorry if you thought that
Don't even pretend that you don't love it.
Secondly KevKev, you are now my friend, because you speak gigantic mounds of truth. All the proof of troof needed is the crazy emails... which you should post so we can laugh at them.
i think the main trait of a "hardcore" gamer is that he thinks if someone disagrees w/ him that person is wrong. also happens to be the trait of fanboys.