Hi. This title is called CTF FTW!!!, but I want to introduce myself first.
I'm keef. My real names Kiefer, but I prefer keef.
I live in Jersey (USA), and love it. Out of any other place, I love Jersey best. But Massachushits and New Hampshire come close. Oh yeah, if you call it "Joizey" I'll kill you.
I play u15 Rugby, on the Morris Lions, and play Basketball too. But, my real sport is Capture The Flag. Not tackle, 2 hand mutha funking touch! I pwn at this game, like srsly. lulz.
If you ever want to arrange a North Jersey CTF team, PLEASE contact me.
Also, I love Manhunt. Not the worst Rockstar game (Godfather did nothing for me) ever, the hide and go seek ahh i found you lulz mi team nows. I love playing this game.
But theres a problem. I'm fat and slow, but 15... Hmmm. Thats where Dtoid comes in! Thanks for making lazy bastards like me barely want to move the mouse! Jackaces!
Also, Sharks are the best animals, blue is the coolest color, and I love building stuff. When I grow up I want to make artificial gills, and build roller coasters. I hate commies, I love Friendly's (restaurant). I hate typing so much sooo...
No, but really. Leona Lewis. Shes just hot, and Bleeding Love is good.
But so am I. CHOMP! read