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Yo. I'm this dude. I do the things that make my life revolve around. Or something or other. Mostly, I try to figure out how to fit the mission guy from Bad Dudes into anything and everything. To show how dedicated I am to this idea, I own the domain http://www.badenoughdude.com/ Someday, I may even do more with it! Aside from that, I'm also the writer of a webcomic called RIPtheSYSTEM (http://www.ripsystem.com) and spend a lot of my time thinking up too many damn ideas for my own good. If this was an earlier time, I would have been executed for such things. Instead, I can just bitch about them on the internet. Hooray!

When I'm not doing weird stuff on the internet, I'm doing weird stuff behind or in front a camera. I'm part of the duo who created the sketch comedy group "Channel Z: The Last TV Station" (http://www.thelasttvstation.com/) Some of it has to do with video games!

When I'm not doing either of the two above, I'm planning my war room for when I get rich. It'll look exactly like the room in Wargames and have the game "Defcon" constantly playing at all times. You cannot sway me from this path.
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johannhat | 7:25 PM on 08.26.2008 6 comments


My apologies in advance for contributing to the overabundance, but I just got my new digital camera, it's been raining for the last day and a half here and I really want to play with it while feeling semi-productive at the same time. SO GUESS WHERE I TURN TO? Yes, that's right: The viewers at home!

What do you do in a down that closes at 6PM, with the exception of the Wal-Mart (Which closes at 9)?

Well, play video games, of course. And here is where I partake in them!



(Yes, that is a Bullet Bill in the corner. I use it to lure unsuspecting guests into fearing for one of their lives. Also, yes, that is a master sword. I don't collect swords, but I figured if I had to have one, the Master Sword would be the way to go.)



This is actually only part of my collection, the more current part. Most of my nostalgic stuff is still at my folks' place in the next state over due to the fact that there's no way I could move my entire room over and live to tell the tale. Most importantly, it's there so whenever I go to visit them, I can actually try and beat the original version of Bionic Commando once and for all. Yes, I know I suck :(

Despite the fact that my place now has a +5 in making girls run away screaming in terror, I'm actually pretty happy with this setup. The problem with this town is that the nearest nightlife in any direction is 45 minutes. Unless you count the Waffle House, in which the PARTY NEVER STOPS. It's David Allen Coe night again, people! Let's go!

Finally, here is where I sit and rant. Ironically, I don't have any bold words to say about it, other than the Slayer poster is signed by Kerry King.



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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:20
BahamutZero
1994 called, it wants its music taste and monitors back
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:23
Electro Lemon
And after 1994 called, 1982 called and said that you have a son, or something.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:23
Maurice Tan
Nice chair!
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 21:41
Cowzilla3
That chair does look pimp but it isn't facing anything. To you sit in it and ponder life?
johannhat's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2008 22:37
johannhat
@BahamutZero: It can't have them. It does not understand that I only take them to help save this world from a fate ... Or some other vague reason. I'm sure it will understand someday.

@Gynecologist: Wait, what?

@Pew: Thanks! Now if I could find a better spot to actually *put* it, things will be awesome again.

@Cowzilla3: The chair is damn awesome, but doesn't get a whole lot of use, sadly. I have a Sumo bean bag that I use primarily for all my sitting in front of visual entertainment needs. So, right now, it will suffice as the switch that activates my underground laboratory.
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