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2:52 PM on 12.23.2011

The Night Before Creepmas.

Happy holidays, guys! In celebration of the season and my ever-extending obsession with Minecraft, I present to you the following: "The Night Before Creepmas", a poem written by me and illustrated by my good friend Tcat! (No...   read

10:34 PM on 05.02.2011

Have a Creeper Rap!

I like how every time I say the words "I'm going to update this thing more often." it somehow translates to me using some sort of mathematical combination of Mayan and Valve Time that basically state that I never *do* the int...   read

7:31 PM on 04.19.2010

Videolympics! (Or: I run a game competition among friends so they can drink.)

I'm going to stop your brain with a single picture. Starting NOW: You may be confused by this thing. There there. It's okay. We all are. What you are looking at above is a relic from ancient times and ancient thrift stor...   read

2:41 PM on 09.01.2009

Persona 4 and Rock Anthems.

So, I've been meaning to post about a lot of cool things that have happened to me lately. I am now the owner of two arcade machines I bought for ubercheap off of Craigslist, for instance (A Neo Geo MVS and a Mortal Kombat II ...   read

9:24 PM on 06.19.2009

Contest Swag Won! + The Wonderful World of Atari Radio Dramas

So, I apparently won a contest on Destructoid not too long ago! This one, to be precise. I have determined that this is the bee's knees, if not only for the fact that there's now an envelope sitting in my living room with t...   read

8:29 PM on 05.12.2009

It's Freedom Stick! It's the One to Get!

So, I haven't been able to post on this thing for awhile. My bad. Things have been hectic. Real hectic. Family emergency hectic. Might make for a good post someday, but it's definitely not video game related. It's calmed down...   read

8:07 PM on 01.19.2009

How to Make My Day

So, a while ago, I wrote this blog post about the Daily Life of a Doritos Delivery Man in the hellish world that involves T-Rexes, Spoilers and the Renegade Drivers Who Love Them. People seemed to dig it, which I think is pre...   read

10:25 PM on 01.07.2009

Plans for 2009: Video Game Edition!

Yeah, yeah, I know this is under NVGR. It doesn't exactly fit in any of the other categories, I say with a sad emoticon on the screen. :( But anyway... October 1, 1997: THE END DAY-- Oh. Wait. Um. Nevermind. January, 2009:...   read

1:20 AM on 12.24.2008

Diary of a Doritos Delivery Man

Day 1: I got this sweet new job today! I'm going to be an Official Doritos Delivery Man Person! Yeah, I know, it's not the most glamorous thing in the universe, but a job's a job. Sounds pretty easy in any case. I don't eve...   read

8:05 AM on 10.20.2008

Wind and Water: Puzzle Battles Pre-Ordering Has Begun!

I'm actually surprised noone else jumped on this one yet. I shall take it upon myself to do just that! Redspotgames has announced that pre-ordering has begun for Yuan Work's latest game, Wind and Water: Puzzle Battles, on...   read

11:23 PM on 10.15.2008

Tales from the Ticket Prize Counter

Ginnybear and Company in the Asheville Mall is probably one of the weirdest, tiniest arcades I've been to in recent memory. It's essentially half weapons store/half arcade hang out. This has the potential of being the most a...   read

10:47 AM on 09.22.2008

The 8-Bit Time Machine

So, Mega Man 9 was/will be released today. I'm actually pretty pumped up for it. I've already spoiled myself to the soundtrack early last week (Galaxy Man's theme won't leave my brain, taking root and hanging out with the Meg...   read

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